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I moved -> Find me here.

Please don't interact with this account, I won't be running it much anymore. Contact me on my new *rule abiding* account please!

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I got flagged as explicit, it's been a great run but I fear I'm going to migrate over to Bluesky and X for my primary dealings. Too bad to be honest, I loved it here. Please come say hi if you feel so inclined, the Hansry fun will go on just elsewhere.

(Editing to say that I’m leaving this account here for historical purposes and also such that I may still be allowed to lurk. Additionally I’ll still be dropping art directly to the Hansry Kingdom)

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Some of my Hansry wips that I put on the back burner for the Smutstravaganza. I think I’m gonna pick one of these up now and afterward probably do the community pole one I started a week or so ago. 🥱

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Hi yes, all you lovely people that post screenshots from the game— I love and appreciate you and your creativity but PLEASE I BEG OF YOU stop giving Hans a beard and accenting his baby blues so well I am coming undone he is TOO POWERFUL FFS

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And so concludes Scrunggly’s Smutstravaganza. I may still have some of your requests show up, it’s just going to be less frequent posting. A smut a day is actually just wickedly ambitious, even for me. Both men in one of their very tight grips is it for me, so I had to finish off with this piece.

I hope you all had a good time with this weekend binge like I did. But, respectfully, I’m going to pass away if I don’t take a reprieve. Also, I wanted to say—welcome to those of you who are just tuning in. I’ve gained like 200 new goblins over the last 4 days, I appreciate every single one of you old and new 🖤🖤

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Also, I learned that my fiancé is actually coming home today so it’s my last day of the official Smutstravaganza….and I really want to illustrate my personal favorite gay thing because I too have requests…I will still be working through your requests (so don’t fear if I didn’t make it to yours, there’s still a chance) I’m sure, it just won’t be a new one each day because my obligations return with my significant other.

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You guys have some of the funniest and most entertaining tags and I kinda wanna do like a 'pick a tag to highlight for the week' type thing but I know we won't always be as active as we have been this week so it could be hard in continuity. Oh well though because this--

is my winner for the week, hands down. The fact that it came from a person who's named @gaydr0id is layering on the humor so thick too.

I'm making a new tag for this.

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The fact that I’ve created a place on this platform where you guys feel safe and comfortable publicly requesting explicit smut access sent to your inboxes makes my heart feel very full. I’m glad that this feels like a safe place for so many of you 🥰 (because, obviously, it is)

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Me not getting bullied by gays(affectionate) tonight because I illustrated the right man taking it in the ass.

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I love your hansry fanart, the last one is amazing 😍 I love Henry bottom 🤭, did you have another social media where I can follow you like Twitter (x) or Instagram?

Yes, my darling! They’re listed in my bio. This one for X, and I also have Blue Sky. I don’t do insta because I get shadow banned constantly on account of all the nudity 😅 I’ll be honest with you though, I’m far more active on Tumblr for Hansry content. It’s where all the goblins live after all.

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Hope this helps!

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I have a thing for legs, men’s and women’s both honestly… but I’m trying to get this sketch together for you people and trying to get the muscle groups of their thighs right is just—

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I feel like I owe it to the homies to put the smut in Smutstravaganza today but man…the need to just draw Hansry dancing in festivity or arm wrestling at the Devils Den after a few drinks is always looming. Basic everyday healthy relationship shit hits so hard too tbh. Oh well, Henry prepare your ass because I’m gonna get it right this time.

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Scrunggly’s Smutstravaganza day two except it’s less smut and more just passion. I’m putting the bloodier version, the original ask, the close ups, along with the musical accompaniment below the cut.

Which is your favorite panel and why is it murderous Henry? Lmao…the bloody murderous side of Henry hits so hard for me because I always make morally grey decisions in games. So this actually was MY Henry, I assassinated so many innocent souls on my war path to Capon. Also, sorry if you wanted to see more of the make out side of that scene @princessravenna, I got so seriously lost in the sauce that I ran out of room for more panels. (I’d like to mention that I contacted the person who sent the ask to make sure it was okay to post. I won’t put any crumb trails that lead back to you guys without your consent, your secrets are safe with me 🤫)

The credit for the reference photo goes to @shaken-veil , literally always submitting fantastic refs.

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Warhorse really gave Hans Capon the most kissable lips but also the most impregnable pourpoint. Srsly what’s with all those buttons, poor Henry—JCBP.

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^^fucken same when I found out you buffoons are now writing fics to lovingly make fun of me. Merry -> on the "little shits that poked fun at me for being a moron" list.

In all honesty, though, this is very sweet and you've yet again written them in a way that left me grinning ear to ear for the duration. Thanks, darling. <3

I have no excuses. Short, silly nonsense. Once again you can blame @scrunggly-art for this, entirely because I found her mix-up with this art extremely fucking funny. In which Henry has a request, and Hans gets confused.

"Hans--"

Hans stops. "Yes?" he mutters, from his position halfway down Henry's chest.

"I've been thinking..."

Hans resists the urge to sigh and leans up, placing a final lingering kiss to Henry's nipple as he does.

"Yes?"

"I wondered if you wanted to try, ah..."

He's blushing. It's fucking adorable. "Out with it, Hal."

"If you wanted to be... fuck--"

He's wriggling, now, looking away. Hans reaches out to cup his jaw, turning him to look at him.

"If I wanted to be what?"

"If you wanted to try being... on top."

Oh. Hans bites back a laugh: Henry looks so sincere that he couldn't possibly giggle at him while he's being so vulnerable. But it's such a simple, easily given request. He can't believe Henry has managed to work himself up so much over it.

"Is that all?" he drawls. "It would be my pleasure, believe me."

He leans back, slings a leg over Henry's hips so he's straddling him and holds himself sure and straight-backed: the stance he takes while riding. Henry peers up at him. He's frowning.

"Hans--"

Hans squeezes his thighs, gripping Henry between them, and spits into his palm. "Yes?"

Henry opens and shuts his mouth a few times. "...nothing."

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Afterwards, both sweaty and spent and Henry sporting some stinging, red marks across the plane of his back, they lie tangled together on the bed, sleepily taking each other in.

Henry swallows. He's going to have to explain sooner or later, he knows. May as well be now, when Hans is too blissful to feel too embarrassed about the whole affair. And it's not like Henry is disappointed: any thoughts of what he'd really had in mind had been banished as soon as Hans had sunk down on him. But still: he's going to have to tell him.

"Hans..."

Hans looks at him through lidded eyes. "Hmm?"

"Look, don't take this the wrong way, but--"

Hans's eyes snap open properly. "But what?"

Shit. Careful steps. "When I said... when I asked if you wanted to try, you know... being on top?"

"...did you not enjoy yourself?"

He looks fucking alarmed, now.

"No! I mean: yes, it was... it was great. Brilliant. Really," Henry quickly clarifies. "It's just... that wasn't what I meant."

Hans frowns. "What? But... I was on top. What are you on about?"

Henry chews on his lip. He's aware - quite painfully aware, sometimes - of how inexperienced the both of them are at laying with another man. He tries to remember what Bartosch had told him that night in Trosky Castle, after Henry had made an arse of himself when he hadn't been able to answer his questions about preferences.

"Right," he says, "But the thing is, what I meant - what that means - is that wanted to know if you wanted to, well, you know. Give rather than receive. That's what that means. Being on top."

Hans frowns. Then his eye go wide.

"Oh. Oh. Oh, Jesus Christ, Henry--" he bursts into peals of laughter then quickly slaps his hand over his mouth to smother them. "And when I-- you must have thought I was insane. I should have realised. And you should have said something!"

Henry shrugs. That, he cannot deny.

"I was going to," he says, "but you did that thing with your legs, and, well. I figured I'd ask again another time. Didn't want to put you off."

Hans snorts with poorly constrained laughter. "God, Henry. Didn't want to put me off. Really." He moves closer and kisses him. Henry can feel him smile against his lips. "So what you were really asking, my dearest friend, is if I can fuck you in the arse for a change?"

Henry feels himself blush. "...yes," he says.

Hans rolls his eyes and places a firm hand to Henry's bare hip.

"I'd love to," he says, eyes dark and sparkling. "But Christ Above, Henry, really."

"What?" Henry protests, trying to ignore the feeling of his cock already twitching back to life.

"Next time--" Hans squeezes him, rubbing his thumb over his hipbone, "just fucking ask."

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My friends are roasting me with handmade memes tonight. 🥴🔫