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Spite Stew

So I was teaching my partner some basics about magic and spellcraft. She’s been getting more and more serious about it in the past year, and the conversation ended up coming around to kitchen witchery. She tends to think of kitchen witches as the sweet cooks who will pour you some tea and chat while making a meal. And while that’s a pretty apt description of most kitchen witches I know, I explained that they’re not limited to cheery and helpful magic. While talking about this I remembered a kitchen curse I read years and years ago, probably early 2000s. It was called something like spite stew, or spite soup, or maybe spite gumbo. I couldn’t find it anywhere online, but I can recall most of the spell, so I thought I’d jot it down and share.

This is a specially prepared curse to send general ill will, bad luck, and negative energy at a single target or related group of targets. You can fine tune the ingredients for the desired effect.

For this spell you’ll want the lowest quality ingredients you can scrape together. Nothing purely inedible, but only what you’d serve your worst enemy. While preparing the meal, you’ll want to think of the wrongs this target has done, and what you’d like to happen to them. The idea is you’ll make a meal filled with negative intent and symbolically feed it to your target.

Pour water into a large pot, bring to a gentle boil and add;

A very bony cut of fish, adding extra bones is an option

A green potato, cut into 8ths (it should be noted that green potatoes can be mildly poisonous and can be dangerous in high amounts or if given to children or those of poor health.)

The toughest stems vegetables that you have

Onion skins and roots

Any offal you may have or any nasty scraps you have from other cooking

Several handfuls of salt

Too much spice

Too much oil

The hottest peppers you have

Let simmer until the vegetables are slightly under cooked.

Now it’s time to serve your curse. You can either dig a shallow hole outside, or if that’s not a possibility, a sink with a garbage disposal could also work (worst case, a trashcan with cat litter to soak up the liquid). Envision your target, place a picture of them in the hole if you have one, and think hard on all the bad you want to come to them. Simply say “This meal is for you” and dump the contents entirely into the hole. For prolonged effects, you can serve it to them one bowl at a time over several days, until it starts to go off or you run out. This might also be better if you have to use a trashcan.

And there you have it. I don’t think I forgot anything major with this spell. I don’t even remember where I originally read this one. I remember I was in middle school, so early 2000s. It might have even been, like, an old angelfire website, or a geocities, or maybe even one of the yahoo groups I used to be in way back in the day. If anyone’s seen a different version of this curse or wants to add to it, feel free.

Disclaimer: Personally, I’m not into cursing, but it’s not my business to tell other people not to either. If you want to use this, by all means, go for it. I’m mostly posting this for conversation sake and the academic reasoning of keeping a record of this as if flies through my memory, and I fail to think of it again for another 15 to 20 years. Also I think it’d be cool if anyone else knows about this or other versions of it.

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Might be a relevant post in the coming months, if not years.

I am dying for tiktok witches to give me all the details on the governments secret coven of spellcasters employed to make sure that white people burning fruit can’t hurt any politicians with their psychic beams

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some of your witchcraft posts from years ago shifted my entire view of how witchcraft works and opened my eyes to so many possibilities btw. youve changed my entire practice for the better 🫶🫶🫶

Oh wow, that's awesome to hear!

I know I can have some pretty out of the box concepts, even if they're technically not much of a stretch if you think about them, they just aren't traditionally what people think of. And I often get the feeling I'm just talking into the void, and I know some people actively dislike my posts because they're not in line with the normal thinking of "mainstream witchcraft". I'm really glad someone found it interesting, useful, or thought provoking, let alone to make such a change.

Thanks for letting me know I did some good for you, anon. That brightened up my day a lot 💜

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I unironically like the idea of this. Also kinda relevant to the bread spirit post from the other day.

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So back to bread for a moment. Are we just accepting that bleach doesn't have a spirit of it's own? Because I think bleach 100% has a spirit.

To me, bleach is like fire, capable of destruction and creation. The spirit of white bread is different than that of whole wheat, and I know you know what I'm saying. That's the influence of the bleach's spirit, just like the bread is touched by fire's to become bread.

I was trying to explain the concept of animism to a coworker today (this came up because she names her cars, so the ensuing conversation is technically @upthewitchypunx's fault), and another "witchy" coworker interrupted to say "except for white bread."

"What?"

"White bread doesn't have a spirit. It's too processed by humans."

"Lots of things are processed by humans. I don't really believe that matters."

"It's the bleaching process. The chemicals."

"Okay... I think we're just operating under different systems of belief."

"It's in like every kitchen witch book I've read."

"Okay but the vast majority of witch books are horseshit. And the good ones also have some horseshit. It's a requirement."

"Yeah, I mean it's all just stuff people made up. You have to figure out your own beliefs."

"Exactly. My belief system doesn't include anything about white bread being excluded from animism."

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I'd be down to make some cards. I've painted a few before for my own person unfinished deck. My partner, Silver (aka @silverphoenix103/@doodlebirds) has made a bunch of cards for her WIP decks and actually done playing/trading cards for some clients in the past. She says she'd be down to draw a card or two.

Also I would love to actually buy these, but I've got no money atm. But a decent idea for selling them might be https://www.thegamecrafter.com/

I've used them for prototyping games and making business cards for Silver and I. They're good quality, 100% customizable, not too expensive, prints on demand with no minimum order size, and they have card size options in everything from half business card size to poker to tarot. They also have the options for booster packs with random cards. I recommend them to anyone who wants to try making a card or board game.

Hello all!

I'm just putting out feelers to see who would be interested in a project like this. Essentially, we'd be making artist's trading cards, but made for the purpose of divination/sending them to each other to potentially use in a DIY divination deck. If there's enough interest, I'll put out a form sometime later this week for folks to fill out to get it rolling.

Thanks a ton!

(tagging @friend-crow so they for sure see this :) )

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You know what sucks? When you're working on a very complex and really weird spell and you just can't find the ingredients. And I can't sub them out so easily because this is a very weird spell. In short, one thing I need is a rocker switch, like the electronic component. But due to the symbolism involved, it has to be one that feels good to flip.

Might as well talk about the spell concept. Basically I'm making a magical pseudo-device, which is a physical object that doesn't function or serve a purpose physically, but has moving parts and stuff to symbolically function in a magical capacity. For example, this will have a switch that's connected to copper wires, and those wires are going to be bent and soldered into the shape of the sigil I designed for this, which will also incorporate other ingredients/materials like crystals wrapped in the wire and so on. The whole thing will be inlaid into a backing material which will basically look like a handmade magic PCB (printed circuit board, those green boards you see in electronic). The idea is that the spell in inactive until the switch is flipped, completing the circuit/sigil, and the spell will function as long as it's on, given specific conditions, it's charged/has a power source, and a killswitch isn't tripped.

I know none of this is required to make a spell like this. I could easily just draw a little sigil or make a little amulet, charge it on the windowsill and cast it when needed, but I feel like this is going to be a neat experiment. I also want to gauge the results based on amount of effort put into the spell and care taken designing and physically building it.

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I've always like the idea of using games as a tool for magic. I've long said that survival games with building mechanics are great for everything from building altars in a secret and safe way, to working spells like the one's listed above.

Also minecraft has so many mods that are easy to install, you have no idea the potential of correspondence and symbolism you could achieve. It's even relatively easy to make your own mods and skins for the game, especially if they don't have to do anything gameplay wise, and introduce your own specifically needed ritual items and blocks into the game.

Modern Witchcraft: Videogames as Foci

      As someone who is both a witch and a gamer, I have noticed an inherent potential of some videogames as tools of the craft. In witchcraft, it is very common for spells to involve visualization of the desired effects, imagining the outcome of the spell as though it is happening in real time before your eyes. For this purpose, a lot of spells will use fetishes and foci to help the witch focus and visualize. This is what Image Magic is all about- using things to represent other things for spell work.  In much the same way, videogames can be used to represent the real world, more visually representing the changes you wish to make. Some games seem almost tailor-made to represent our real world, in fact. There are many ways that Minecraft, for example, could be used in spell work.  Consider the following ideas:

     -Use a nametag to name a Villager after someone who bullies you, use a lead to tie the villager to a post, then encase the whole thing in bedrock to restrict your aggressor’s actions in an unbreakable binding.

     -Surround your Minecraft home with a circle of pillars made of Gold and Emerald blocks to draw money and prosperity into your real-world home.

     -Use a block of Iron above the door of your Minecraft house to ward unwanted energies from your life outside the game.

     This methodology can easily be applied to other games as well, including The Sims. For example, make a Sim that looks like you and shares your name, then give that Sim traits that represent ways you’d like for your own personality to grow. Create Sims representing people who would like to be in a relationship, then use the game to help them along. The possibilities are nearly endless. This is also incredibly helpful for witches who wish to keep their practice a secret, giving them a way to engage in spell work in a powerful and tangible way without anyone raising any eyebrows. Someone walks in and sees you playing a videogame, they won’t bat an eyelash or pry into it. If they ask what you’re doing, you could even be completely honest with them and they would never even question that you’re just talking about your goals in the game.

Just Some Minecraft Correspondence Ideas

     Bedrock- Impermeable, Unbreakable, Containment.

     Wool, Stained Clay- Associated Color Correspondences. Wool for softness, gentleness. Clay for firmness, strength, sturdiness.

     Lead/Leash- Binding, Drawing, Containment.

     Slime/ Slime Block- Sticky, but also repellant and bouncy.

     Lava, Fire, Netherrack- Heat, Burning, Destruction, Pain, Light.

     Torch, Glowstone- Illumination, Guidance, Safety.

     Glass/ Glass Pane- Clarity, Separation, Vision.

     Redstone/ Redstone Block- Speed, Time, Power, Energy.

     Gold- Money, Magic, Solar energy

     Emerald- Money

     Books/Bookshelves- Wisdom, Knowledge, Mystery, Secrets.

     Other items can share the same qualities as their real-world counterparts; Iron, Oak, Birch, Poppy, Rose, etc. 

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This is all strangely relevant to how I view magic

What if spells radiate in all directions in time, so the reason that it seems like things were destined to work out well even before you cast, is because the spell was working backwards from the point when you cast it.

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Literally everything I want in life

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Went back to screenshot my moods results and some stuff shuffled, but all in all it's full of winners

tagged by @brightgnosis

How does Pinterest see you? Search up "fashion", "pantone", "mood", "food", and then save the first picture that comes up

... heck.

tagging whoever wants to be tagged :)

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You know what, I'm ok with these. I'd wear those pants. Nothing here is perfect, but I don't mind it. The only downside is the two runner ups for mood are amazing. I got these for number 2 and 3

And honestly, yeah, also fitting. I haven't been in here in a long time, and I don't even know how many of my mutuals are still using tumblr, so if you want to be tagged, I say go for it. Pretty fun game 👍

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How does Pinterest see you? Search up "fashion", "pantone", "mood", "food", and then save the first picture that comes up

... heck.

tagging whoever wants to be tagged :)

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If there’s a “Pagan Law” I’ve never heard of it. I’m living happily as an outlaw. Come join my merry band!

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the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

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I'm doing this.