Hey, my name's Chris I'm 25 years old. I play guitar and what the fuck am i even doing here?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DO NOT CREATE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT!!!
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If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out
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God forbid we give 3% less to the military and save humankind.
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Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that
1. we both used the same shampoo and
2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild
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My only interesting/ notable talent is that I can make baby alligators RUN to my feet solely by making this annoying sound
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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
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bro that guy in Fight Club gay asf for hallucinating Brad Pitt in slutty little outfits to hang out with
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