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      I’ve been tested like the ends of a weathered flag that’s by the sea - loved by carrie 

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isaac lahey requested by @raegulusblack » in memory of isaac lahey, he ain’t dead but he’s lost in France

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hi i havent been here in years but i’n rewatching teen wolf and gee this show used to be sooooooooo good. 

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 do you like friendly super-power plant moms who love retro tunes?  does your muse need a friend give good advice?  are you looking for a cute emergency room nurse to patch you up?  then this is your stop !  for the low price of a LIKE or REBLOG,  you’ll get all of this and more !  but wait !  we’ll sweeten your stay with the cat that lives outside of her apartment !  we hope you’ll enjoy your stay,  come back again any-time !

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“ all we really need is some ambiance. luckily, if there’s one thing witches can always do, it’s conjure up some friggin’ ambiance. “

INDEPENT SELECTIVE RIVERDALE CENTRIC SABRINA ‘ THE TEENAGE WITCH ‘SPELLMAN WRITTEN BY CARRIE. 

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there’s an echo pulling out the meaning rescuing a nightmare from a dream. the voices in my head are always screaming that none of this means anything to me. and it’s a long way back from seventeen the whispers turn into a scream and I’m, I’m not coming home. save your breath, I’m nearly bored to death and fading fast. life is too short to last long. back on earth, I’m broken lost and cold and fading fast. life is too short to last long. there’s a stranger staring at the ceiling rescuing a tiger from a tree. the pictures in her head are always dreaming each of them means everything to me.  

promo credit ( x )

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cynicallistic:

My demons are begging me to open up my mouth I need them mechanically make the words come out. They fight me, vigorous and angry, watch them pounce. Ignite me, licking at the flames they bring about. I sold my soul to a three-piece && he told me I was holy, he’s got me down on both knees but it’s the devil that’s tryna hold me down. MULTI MUSE WITH MUSES FROM ONE TREE HILL, TEEN WOLF, GLEE, SHAMELESS, PARKS && RECREATION, DC, MARVEL, GIRL MEETS WORLD, && DEGRASSI. WRITTEN BY CARRIE. art credit ( x )

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i recently hit my next hundred with makes me really damn close to a big number, im constantly shocked by the amount of you guys that stick with me and continue to support me  ❤ 2 people will win a new theme, made by me, and 100+ icons with a psds, made by meeee. must be following me, must be a roleplay blog, likes and reblogs count; ends July 12th!

theme examples;   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜ icon & psds examples;

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            KATHERINE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HERSELF

                                                           SHE NEVER HAS

indie and selective katherine pierce penned by kayla

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Shelley Hennig dances around at TFMIC3 (x)

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!!!! Hi I miss you all but I'll be home tonight !!!!

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I made so many friends as I rode around on a bike catching Pokemon and blasting the Pokemon theme

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crazy, stupid, love sentence starters:

“ you were right, i shouldn’t have eaten all that bread. ”

“ no puppy eyes, you little maniac. ” 

“ you’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more. ”

“ if you keep talking i’m gonna’ get out of the car. ”

“ just for the record, i think about you… while i do it. ”

“ i’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate. ”

“ i did, i jumped out of a moving car. ”

“ i don’t care, i love him. and given the opportunity, yes, i would have his babies. ”

“ friend to friend, ew. ”

“ your life is so pg-13. ”

“ don’t you think you’re a little old to be using cheesy pick-up lines? ”

“ i can’t take my eyes off of you. that’s a fact, not a line. ”

“ you’re a double negative. ”

“ i hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, i’ve developed like a little… crush. ”

“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”

“ i don’t know when you and i stopped being us. ”

“ i’m a total stranger, how would i know something so intimate about your life? ”

“ you’re getting drunk on watered down vodka like a fourteen year old girl. ”

“ i don’t know if i should help you or if i should euthanize you. ” 

“ i’m gonna’ help you rediscover your manhood. ”

“ what happened to your feet? ”

“ are you steve jobs? are you the billionaire owner of apple computers? ” 

“ you have a mom butt. is that what you want? ”

“ stop slapping me. really. ” 

“ i wouldn’t touch you. if my life depended on it. ”

“ how you are doing this wildly sexy, yet unbelievably cute thing that you’re doing? ”

“ you ran in the other direction when you saw me coming the other day. ”

“ love is for stupid assholes. ”

“ god, would you put on some clothes, please? ”

“ my schwanz is in your face, if it’s not bothering you we gotta’ bigger problem. ”

“ you want me to fight someone? ”

“ go away. please don’t come back ever. ”

“ you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ”

“ you’ll learn to love me, i promise. ”

“ you know i’ll kill him if he hurts you. ”

“ i’m glad we switched babies at the hospital. ”

“ i’m so mad at you for what you did. but i’m mad at myself too. ”

“ you fight for your soulmates. ”

“ he scares the shit out of me. ”

“ i was trying to move on. but i don’t want to. you’ve always been the only one. ”

“ i thought that you were gonna’ propose. ”

“ do you still find me attractive? still wanna’ take me home? ”

“ no. i am sexy. i am r-rated sexy. ”

“ i am here to bang. we are gonna’ bang. ”

“ take off your shirt. ”

“ fuck! seriously? it’s like your photoshopped! ”

“ thank god i’m drunk. ”

“ i don’t want your slutty money. ”

“ no way. break up right now. ”

“ i will mess you up! ”

“ go big or go home, right bud? ”

“ i’m sorry for being a dick. ”

“ i’m in love with her. i love her. ”

“ i think it’s fantastic that you’re a better man. ”

“ there is no such thing as one true love. ”

“ i met my soulmate when i was fifteen years old. ”

“ because when you find the one, you never give up. ”

“ i brought a firearm from a shitty site. i’m prepared to shoot you in the face with it. ”

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i recently hit my next hundred with makes me really damn close to a big number, im constantly shocked by the amount of you guys that stick with me and continue to support me  ❤ 2 people will win a new theme, made by me, and 100+ icons with a psds, made by meeee. must be following me, must be a roleplay blog, likes and reblogs count; ends July 12th!

theme examples;   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜   ⚜ icon & psds examples;

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