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well, what are you waiting for?

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Fic idea where after the whole Accords fiasco Steve just starts working as a bartender at a pub in a small town in Ireland.

And it's just ridiculous.

He gets this thick Irish accent two weeks in, and at the beginning people don't realise it's him. But his name tag says STEVE and he never hides his superstrength.

You can see him carrying too many beer barrels for it to be normal, or cursing Stark/The Avengers/Accords new policies and its hilariously accurate/only an insider could come up with such detailed takes.

His bartending game is 10/10 and his sense of humour, no nonsense attitude towards bigots makes it so people in the town just decide that he is their local himbo.

So when he is recognised, his identity is kept like an open secret. Everyone in the town knows Cap is the guy serving Guinness down the street, but if a tourist/UN official shows up? That's just Steven, he was born and rised here, he's Siobhan's grandkid, what are you talking about.

Bonus points if Rogue Avengers (Bucky, T'Challa, Sam, Nat, etc) just keep showing up with like: zero disguises and sometimes even Cap merch.

The UN is going fucking crazy, and one day Tony Stark himself goes there to check. Steve pulls a fake mustache and just pretends like he doesn't even know who Tony Star, CEO of Stark Industries is. It gets on his nerves so much he starts rising his voice and all the regulars at the pub just kick him out. "How dare you speak like that to Siobhan's boy!"

Bonus points if Grandma Siobhan just looks absolutely nothing like Steve.

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"The Man on the Bridge...." Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) in Captain America The Winter Soldier (2014)

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Don't mind me, just lost in Bucky's thoughts

No but hear me out:

Telekinetic!Reader that hasn't exactly... disclosed all her powers, including her telepathy, to the team.

And Bucky hopelessly in love and in lust with her, thinking about the filthiest things in completely innocent contexts and causing them both to be beyond distracted.

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“I just want to enjoy this meal in peace.”

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

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As seen on Twitter. I fucking lost it.

Credit to original poster.

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~ Recess Therapy ~

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steve in a tuxedo vest 👔

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Repost from chantalaanderson on IG

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover

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having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

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*points at these two photos*

these men ruined my life and here's why they should ruin yours