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Rod: What are you, three?

Karma: Yeah, heads taller than you.

Rod: ...

Karma: ...

Rod: I’m literally going to murder you in your sleep.

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Sebby: Tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Rod: She could hear me.

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Anyone: So is this thing between Fritz and Lucette supposed to be a secret?

Delora: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Lucette loves Fritz are Lucette and Fritz.

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Delora: Do you trust me?

Lucette: No.

Delora: I’m going to take that as a yes.

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King Genaro: Lucette, could you please pass the salt?

Lucette: [Throws Rod across the table]

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“ON MY WAY TO AKUMATIZE YOUR FRIENDS!”

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Kel: Everybody clear on the plan?

Neal: Run like hell, try not to die.

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SEASON FOUR IS KICKSTARTING!!! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zombieorpheus/journeyquest-4?fbclid=IwAR02RVWmYSCS62gUAtaOlQgyGi3Eqa8HqJuNKJ4jfjLeLyymQcEHE9s4tLU

Attention Nerds

So there is this awesome show called JourneyQuest about a dyslexic mage and a clumsy bard with a thing for an orc. It’s a great show and available for free on youtube. 

But here is the thing, shows cost money to make. Which is where kickstarter comes in. Live right now is the Kickstarter to fund season 3 of JourneyQuest and it has some pretty damn amazing rewards. So if you would consider pledging so that these great people can make this great show, that’d be great.

did i mention topher brink is in it?

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Well, save for a few missing teeth, I’d say that went rather well...

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NEW VIDEO! I wrote a full version of @choonieshlop‘s Vine song. Check it out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1bDXEtA5yo

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Ozorne: Place that idiot mage under arrest!

Numair: I prefer to be called “evil genius”!

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Alanna: About your sword fighting, Squire; what would you say is the number one thing to keep in mind when fighting someone like me? Neal: Ahm… uh… don’t.

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As a whole, people suck, but a person can be extraordinary.

Kyprioth explaining his plan to Aly (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)

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Buri: Look. I know it’s hard. But there’s one way you deal with fear.

Daine: How?

Buri: You stand up and you kick it in the fucking teeth.