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my tattoo is itching so badly I want to kill someone

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I'm barely alive here so

opla v good

can't wait for 4.1 I need to meet Wriothesley

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Friendly reminders from Cinnamoroll!

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I do not. I repeat, I do not have a size kink

(I totally have one)

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the toji thirst (tm) is coming back and I try to pretend it isn't. But he's such a wonderfully written character, and I'm a sucker for charas with interesting personalities.

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freminet is literally a younger version of me I love him so much

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istg if these bots keep following me I'm gonna-

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coming back from the dead just to tinker with my blog then back to eternal slumber

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so tindr and... mild? (thoma/m!reader)

he was known as the vegetable boy on grindr. giving every single one of his hook ups a fresh veggie or fruit or something growing in his garden as he sent them off. by this point, even the lesbians had heard of them, pestering their gay friends into hooking up with him to get them a fresh tomato or two.

but when you matched with him, you didn't think much of it. all you saw was thoma, the blonde with the boy next door vibe and beautiful shoulder muscles and blonde happy trail. a sweet neighborly boy you wanted to break your back and have you not walking straight for a week. and when you found that he matched with you, you were simply thinking about all the sweet things he promised to do to you.

and thankfully, he delivered. you spent the majority of your night with your back on his bed, knees pressed against his chest as you cried out with each deep thrust. his long, blonde hair fell over his shoulder, dog tags dangling and bouncing off his chest as he moaned into your lips. when your hands gripped his headboard, his slender hands were on top of yours. there wasn't a moment where he wasn't moaning out compliments and adorations of your body. i wish you could see how beautiful you look right now, he whispered into your ear, lips pressed against the shell. i wish i could take a picture.

"properly fucked" was an understatement, groaning as you sat up in his bed, horribly disheveled and vision bleary as you looked around. you yawned, stretching out the aches and pains, hips aching as you slipped out of his bed and slowly dressed yourself.

it was halfway through pulling your pants on that the smell of spices and tomatoes hit your nose, sniffing the air as you slowly opened the bedroom door.

thoma was in the kitchen, an apron on as he stood over a massive pot on the stove. next to him, a bowl of farm fresh tomatoes piled high, threatening to spill out over the edges. it was a moment before he noticed you, taking a double look before smiling happily.

"oh hey, you're finally awake!" he exclaimed, voice sing song. "if you want to wait around, i'll get out some of the fresh made salsa and make you some eggs and hash browns. but if you don't want to, i understand!"

vegetable boy. the nickname suddenly make sense, you realized as you headed back home, your belly filled with a homemade breakfast and a massive heirloom tomato in hand.

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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

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Neuvillette Struggling to Understand Human Affection

Pairing: Neuvillette x Reader

Tags: fluff, developing relationship, kissing, jealousy, protectiveness, gentle touches, dating, flirting, confession, gift giving, feelings realization

A/N: I had this cute idea and I needed to share it with everyone.

There's so many things Neuvillette doesn't get yet in regards to humans, one of them being the constantly changing ways of displaying affection and romantic interest

When the flirting starts he doesn't take it as such, it's not in private, you're complimenting and teasing him in front of others so he takes it more as banter to engage in

Safe to say this takes you back a little, you didn't expect him to flirt back so easily, but it seems he has a lot of charm hidden away

Never been one to let things slide, any ill will or act directed towards you will be dealt with

This isn't a romantic gesture to him, merely his nature of protecting something dear to him

Your touches don't go unnoticed by him although Neuvillette is hesitant to return them

Not sure how to treat you when you're being so kind for no reason, you're never this friendly with anyone else, he must be special in some way

Kisses are a way humans show both affection and gratitude but he missed the meaning of the different kinds and ended up kissing you on the lips

Turns out he really likes that

When he tried again he was confused as to why you were pushing him away

First off, you're in public and last time you could feel his tongue in your mouth, and second the kiss he gave you is the kind that lovers give

Neuvillette sees that he messes up but to remedy this he asks you to be his lover, then these kisses would be allowed

He does like you so if you like him back it should be fine

Your head spins from the rollercoaster of information he told you as he walks you home, promising to be a good mate to you

The next day he brings you a ring, a gift, but you freak out, thinking it a proposal

Oh no, of course not, he has to court you properly, only then will he make you his true mate

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Sort of a meditation

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Gayest thing a man can do is be an angel

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got this out of my system

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It is a very sad day for my country today; yesterday we voted and the majority of citizens chose a person who is openly against women, poc, rights, equal marriage, lgbt+ rights, non binary rights, our public health system (considering nurses as NOT health care professionals), no more vaccines (openly antivaxx and negationist), public education (primary, college and university). He also openly admitted that during his mandate guns will be able to be bought FREELY and he is open for the "free selling of body parts and organs" because "we all have rights over our bodies" and the donation system (as everything else) should be accessible for those who can pay for it. Also he openly stated he will forbid women to access to safe abortion. So, who has the rights over my body then?

I am incredibly sad. I can't understand how people think this is proper. I am aware my blog isn't about politics and I am sorry, but this will SEVERLY affect my family, friends and my life in ways I can't even imagine.

Please, do not, EVER commit the same mistake my country had committed today.

HUMAN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN'S RIGHTS ARE UNTOUCHABLE. WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR MINORITIES, WOMEN AND CHILDREN'S LIVES.