schrodingersgerbil
Give Me Cryptids Or Give Me Death
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🔮I'm Just here for the fun of it🔮 Occasional Producer of low quality art and D&D stuffCurator of cryptids and historical shitposts. She/They, 23
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schrodingersgerbil · 19 hours ago
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legends and lattes ☕
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schrodingersgerbil · 2 days ago
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Saw this post on twitter and this outfit remind me of the Doll
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schrodingersgerbil · 3 days ago
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Made for the 11th Nov.
Remember everyone or don't bother. History is bigger than your prejudices.
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schrodingersgerbil · 3 days ago
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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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schrodingersgerbil · 3 days ago
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Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option
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schrodingersgerbil · 5 days ago
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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
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schrodingersgerbil · 10 days ago
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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
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schrodingersgerbil · 11 days ago
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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks
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schrodingersgerbil · 18 days ago
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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
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schrodingersgerbil · 18 days ago
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My Mirror.
Their parallels make me violently ill. I love them so much :’)
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schrodingersgerbil · 19 days ago
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schrodingersgerbil · 20 days ago
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it’s time. tell me ur favorite book you read in 2024. also least favorite if you’ve got one!
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schrodingersgerbil · 20 days ago
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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schrodingersgerbil · 21 days ago
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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schrodingersgerbil · 21 days ago
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No nuance you fuckers need to vote to know the answer. I'm team no.
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schrodingersgerbil · 21 days ago
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No nuance you fuckers need to vote to know the answer. I'm team no.
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schrodingersgerbil · 21 days ago
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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.
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