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        ❝ Right. About that. . . What does         this mean for France? We can’t         exactly do anything about it, can         we? I know they’re our neighbors,         but what is it you plan for us to do? ❞         She’s actually making an effort today,         it seems.

“Thank you. Wasn’t so hard, was it?” Enjolras raised her  eyebrows in questions before leaning forwards, onto the  table. “Tonight’s subject will be the disturbing rise to power  of extreme right wing party N-VA in our dearest neighbour,  Belgium, the disastrous effects it has on their politics and  what this means for France.”

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        ❝ Well, maybe we could use a         different font. I’m not too sure         about the one you’re using now. ❞

“Yes, the flyers. So you don’t have any suggestions, anything..”

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        ❝ Definitely —— ❞

        She glances at her own leather         jacket, as if asking it why it isn’t         cooler.

      ❝ Fantastic, isn’t it? ❞

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        ❝ hot chocolate, definitely.         i’ll order it for you. ❞

          ‘ depends on what you think would be the most effective. a beer or                  hot chocolate with twice as much chocolate than usual ? ‘

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littlejondrette started following you

        ❝ what are you doing here? ❞

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@totalfvckingslvt, rcmanticisms, and alienprincessxholderofsupernovas started following you

        why is there someone sitting         next to her? she didn’t invite         them, did she?

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        ❝ the weekend sounds great.         you can just text me ——         wait, do you have my number? ❞         he doesn’t. she would know if he         had her number.

when is he free? enjolras is never free. there’s always work to be done, a nation to stir into rebellion, a people to lead to greatness in equality —-

but that’s probably not what grantaire means. he thinks. ” the weekend, perhaps. “

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        ❝ i mean. . . like. . . ❞         she doesn’t know how to answer         without sounding insulting.         ❝ anyway — you should get out         of here. ❞

             ❝ what do you mean like ME? ❞

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                        ❝ you’re NEVER fully d r e s s e d without a SMILE !! ❞

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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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ETA: additions to this post (and fic recs!) are in this tag!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING EVER IS? IT’S SOULMATE AUS LIKE GOD DAMN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY ON FFN/LJ/AO3/TUMBLR OVER THE YEARS LIKE:

the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate (so you don’t know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die

the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them

the one where you don’y know your soulmate until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example

the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age

the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead

the one where you get each others’ fingerprints

the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos

the one where your marks or words that change depending on what’s going on with your soulmate

the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate

the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever they’re experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them

the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them

the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them

the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered

the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when they’re too far away

the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity

the one where being next to your soulmate can heal you from things people don’t normally heal from

the one where only your soulmate can kill you (can you still be killed by age/disease? who knows!)

the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one

the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic

SOULMATE AUS WITH COMPLICATIONS:

blind characters who can’t see if the world’s in color or black and white

characters like x-men’s rogue who literally can’t touch people; characters who have been through trauma who don’t want to touch people

hard of hearing characters like clint barton who can’t hear their soulmate speak without hearing aids/at all or on the flipside characters who can’t speak; maybe it still works in sign language, or maybe it doesn’t

people who can’t read/can’t read the language the words on their body are in

characters like bucky barnes who’ve lost hands and/or had their fingerprints removed

soulmate clocks that time out in the middle of the crowd; there’s an entire craigslist category for finding who else was there that day with a clock that timed out too

famous characters speaking to or performing for a crowd and suddenly their world is in color/thier clock times out/etc and every member of the audience pretends to be this celebrity’s soulmate and a cinderella type situation ensues with the finding

soulmates playing the hot/cold game and they kEEP MISSING EACH OTHER

insomniacs who rarely sleep, much less at the same time/different time than their soulmate

soulmate ot3s/ot4s/otmores where you dream in varying people’s povs every time you sleep and get super confused

people who get sick or injured and frantically search for their soulmate so they can survive

people who need to be in medically induced comas and their soulmates have to stay away so they don’t accidentally wake them up

the one where soulbonding is actually a choice and someone chooses to bond with someone they may not know or like to save their lives

new souls who don’t get memories of past lives because they don’t have one and panic

muggles/people without powers who don’t get them upgraded or unlocked

COMBINATION AUS:

the one where you one or both of you have to do all three (see your soulmate, touch your soulmate, hear your soulmate), or all three have to happen at least once between the 2+ of you

or it’s completely random how you find your soulmate: one of you gets a name and the other gets a fingerprint, one of you has to hear your soulmate and one of you has to see them, etc; particularly useful if you happen to be blind or deaf

same for characters with disabilities/who have “complications”: they get or find a different way of finding their soulmate, not better or worse, just different

THEN THERE’S SOULMATE AUS THAT DON’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO LIFELONG MONOGAMY:

the ones where you have more than one romantic soulmate at the same time or you get a new soulmate after the first die

the ones where people have multiple soulmates of different types and it’s color coded; a red name/mark/etc for love, a blue one for friendship; for the ones where you start seeing color you get a new one for each soulmate

the ones where some people have romantic soulmates and some don’t, and those that don’t are still perfectly happy anyway, maybe in a relationship anyway, maybe not

the ones where some people have multiple romantic soulmates who may or may not also be soulmates with each other

aromantic or asexual people who have soulmates who are not and they manage to work it out

romantic and sexual people who don’t have soulmates but find happiness anyway, either with someone like them or someone not like them

SOULMATE AUS THAT EXPLORE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SOULMATES BEING A THING:

the ones where soulmates are for everyone and get legal aid to help stay together, like if their in-laws try to keep them apart/someone risks getting deported/someone gets drafted/whatever

the ones where soulmates are super super rare and TECHNICALLY get exempted from shitty things like “people of different races/the same sex/etc can’t get married/have relations/etc” but maybe still face a lot of prejudice and they fight to get those types of awful laws lifted for everyone

agencies that exist to help you find your soulmate or figure out which soulmate thing you have but some of them are just shams, bonus points for this being in a verse where the thing is exceedingly rare to begin with

people pretending to be soulmates to take advantage of the laws, for good or ill; the couple who loves just as fiercely as a soulmates who will do anything to stay together, or the shitty people who try to claim they’re mated to people who’ve rejected them so they “have” to stay together

tabloid mags photoshopping matching soulmate marks or following big legal cases where someone tries to prove or disprove that they are soulmates with someone else

soulmates in universes where they’re a rarity or rare soulmate types like ot3s in dodging government officials because they don’t want to become lab rats

people who don’t believe in soulmates until it happens to them, or people who believe hardcore and want to find theirs but they don’t necessarily have one

little rituals that make finding your soulmate more likely, like shaking hands with people as often as possible, repeating each other’s names after you’re introduced, etc

just give me alllll the soulmate aus ok, give me people finding each other in spite of complications, give me all the delightful plot twists, give me detailed worlds where this changes the norms

feel free to reblog with sources! (or MORE AUS.) a little over half of these are things i’ve seen elsewhere over time and i cannot remember where they are all from

haha or if you’re into this sorta thing you could just take pity on me and reblog it anyway this took an embarrassingly long time to type up oh my god ;;;;;;;;;

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Send me a symbol to recieve one of the following from my muse

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry voice mail

Send  ♠ for a prank call

Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail 

Send ☏ for a vague voice mail Send ❖ for a confession(voicemail of text, specify.)

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for an early morning text

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a promise

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ofgalliifrey started following you

        ❝ i like your jacket. ❞         actually, she’s kind of jealous.

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tellmeaboutmarius started following you

        ❝ hey, pontmercy! ❞         is she feeling friendly or is she         looking for opportunities to tease         him? there’s no way to tell.

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absxthe started following you

        ❝ you look lost. ❞

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inxinities started following you

        ❝ you should buy me a drink. ❞         she’s feeling bold, apparently.

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        ❝ Sorry, am I being weird? ❞         She isn’t really that sorry.

Why is this girl staring at her?

It’s kind of—creepy?