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if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man
I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it
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I used to be scared to make phonecalls way back then i worked as a phone operator for a bit and realized nobody on either end of the phone knows wtf is going on ever so now im not scared to call anyone so maybe pro tip to anyone with phone anxiety: nobody knows a damn thing.
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Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life
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seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild
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CW for mentions of death.
*ie ages ~13 to ~18
**if you went to college within two ish years after high school and graduated/will graduate in four, I know some people didn’t, all of these measurements are APPROXIMATE
#nuts that op wants to say 10 isnt old enough to understand#i had had pets by that point and we lived with my grandpa and he was dead and i went to his funeral#and fully understood#wym 13
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grateful for physical journals <3
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