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oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

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my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

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important personality test: if you had wings, would you rather have insect wings, bird wings, or bat wings?

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sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

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Line of clothes "by insane people" "for insane people"

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Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

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no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

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after this crisis is over im getting married i dont even care anymore bro 

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before this format is completely dead, ever thought the 5 love languages were wack? me too! so i took it upon myself to reinvent that shit. now i proudly present to you the 5 new and improved love languages, take this quiz to find out where u stand.

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pareidolias

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being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

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Hey Bunjy! Your post on touch tanks really vibed w me, because horseshoe crab touch tanks are what sparked my interest in marine biology! But I was wondering. What’s your stance on zoos? I think they provide a really important outlet for kids and adults to grow compassion for animals, but at the same time they often have dismal conditions. Do you have any opinions or solutions?

frankly the only zoos with “dismal” conditions these days are unaccredited facilities and side-of-the-road dumps, AZA-accredited Zoos like San Diego and St. Louis are held to some of the highest standards in the world! (especially since it is very easy for zoos to LOSE the AZA accreditation if they fuck up even a little bit) steel bars and bear pits are very much a thing of the past- you’re more likely to find exhibits like these where humans and animals can interact safely and without stressing the animals.

but aside from being centers of community outreach, education, and interaction, AZA Zoos have been ABSOLUTELY INDISPENSABLE in conservation programs and saving at-risk species from extinction. Zoos have established breeding programs for endangered animals from turtles to rare antelopes, securing the species’ numbers and carefully safeguarding its genetic diversity until it can be reintroduced to the wild. 

and a LOT of species have already been yoinked out of the grasping hands of extinction by AZA Zoos in this way- the California Condor, the Arabian Oryx, and the Panamanian Golden Frog are just a few of them!

my point is that the services provided by AZA Zoos are absolutely irreplaceable, and are only going to become more important as climate change threatens and displaces more animal species than ever before. support your local AZA Zoo today! (also see some giraffes and get ice cream, yay!)

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not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.