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haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public
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baldurs gate three let me almost make out w a mindflayer and then cave in his skull this is game of the year
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as children we were deeply fascinated by the little electronic coupon things in the grocery store aisles that would eject individual coupons
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the new clone high is fucking hilarious. im so glad its back.
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the most useful tool for a florida witch is a golf cart and your local marsh. go into your local wilderness.
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my gender is unstable. what about yall.
there are only eighteen genders
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in response to being an asylum worthy lunatic, the state of florida has granted me my silly license (medical marijuana card). God bless America.
#weed mention#doctor said my proclivity for stress projectile vomiting was not impressive and was in fact concerning#now i have a government approved 12$ vape pen#god bless America ig
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why birthday boy blam me.
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did everyone just forget that Tattletail exists? looking back its a really interesting concept and i dont get how it just dropped off the face of the planet.
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At the recommendation of my buddy my slasher MHA oc Ren is getting submitted
Welcome, friends!
This is the OC tournament! Submit any of your original characters to have them go head to head! Just submit their full name, the title of their story (if applicable!), and a little biography for me to use as propaganda in the polls!
There are just a few rules you must abide by:
You may NOT submit someone else’s OCs, but you may send them this post and/or tag them in it so they may submit OCs themselves!
Any form of OC is acceptable! Sonic OCs, self inserts, characters in a story of your own creation, etc so long as they are yours (adopted characters are also welcome!)
you may submit multiple of your OCs, BUT, they must be from separate storylines. No two OCs that are able to interact (unless they’ve interacted in a temporary crossover form). And, of course, only submit the same OC one time! Once is all you need
The picture you submit of your OC must fall under one of the following categories: a piece of art that you’ve drawn, an image from a picrew, a picture of yourself cosplaying your OC, or a piece of art drawn by someone else (a commission, art request, art gift, etc)
Under no circumstances may you submit a picture of someone (a face claim) that you found on google images or wherever, as i do not know if they consent to having their likeness as part of this tournament
When the voting commences, there is to be absolutely NO making fun of or being hateful towards ANY of the characters in this tournament. Be civil and polite, I’m begging you
If you have any questions, just send an ask!
I think that pretty much sums it up! Now to tag a few bracket blogs
@blue-character-brawl @redandyellowbracket @multicolorhairswagtournament @redcharacterbracket @green-guy-showdown @green-character-battle @mfshipbracket @princesspoll @deadhorrorcharacterfight
Submit here (the deadline is April 20 at 5 pm CST):
Have fun ;)
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shout out to all the sex bots following me. i love u guys mwah.
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I read alot of pokemon diamond and pearl manga growing up and most of what i remember is of the fat ass having team galactic grunt
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sometimes you just need to take a walk after it rains. embody a worm writhing in wet dirt.
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cramming for SATs got to be one of my least favorite genders
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how do you tell the difference between a manic episode and getting your life together.
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