I need to repeatedly press the lock on the bathroom so I remember I did in fact lock it and nobody will walk in on me pissing
I must check the same schedule over and over to make sure im not scheduled every day this week instead of the one day like I remember
And I absolutely have to do something stupid (make a weird noise, make a silly face, etc) to make sure I remember that I did in fact turn the oven off, lock the door, turn the light off, etc
(Shaking my brain like a jar of coins) hey man what’s going on in there
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LMAO
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Hell yeah
i love healing i don’t wanna be a miserable fuck
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I love music I hate having ears I would sacrifice music to not hear The Noises again
i love music i love having ears so i can listen to music
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felt
OUH
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Who are YOU strange creature
Hey its me its fucking pukicho
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Yessir id like to cuddle tyvm
Let me be very clear:
When I say I want in her bed, I don't mean for sex. I mean for sleeping with her. And not "sleeping with her" aka sex.
ACTUALLY sleeping!
Cuddled up and cozy. Resting together.
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I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE AT FIRST IT WAS SO CLEAN
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MEOW
MROW
MOW
MEOW!!!!!!!!
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IRONIC NOW HUH
Tumblr WHY you look like a shitty version of fb
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WHAT WHY DO YOU GET TO KEEP THE COOL ICON
Tumblr WHY you look like a shitty version of fb
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Tumblr WHY you look like a shitty version of fb
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So true
I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.
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TAVI I AM CACKLING
woag. fatigue is sucks. wait post canceled what the fu k
boeing????
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I’m gonna be in debt until I fucking die
50k a year. Fuck.
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She suck my boeing till I fall apart
woag. fatigue is sucks. wait post canceled what the fu k
boeing????
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I just feel physical symptoms of being ill. Tf you mean that’s love alloromantic people????
I WISH ROMANTIC FEELINGS HAD A REAL FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!
"Butterflies in your tummy" I get that every time I talk to anyone because I'm an anxious wreck
"Ohh you get all blushy" I blush whenever I remember literally any compliment from anyone. I blush when someone says I blink robotically. I blush when I remember that time my driving instructor said I went through a stop sign correctly.
"You get nervous when thinking about them" I'm always nervous.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
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