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Why did I see a much older version of you kissing a curly haired Scottish man. Don’t think your boyfriend or your wife would like that very much

Well, hopefully that curly haired Scotsman was my wife

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Beautiful prime minister, can I call you pooks?

Please don't . I will send my toclafane after you

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*Finger guns*

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Back at you...?

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Don't condensed me.

Hello let me smooch you kitty cat I will give all the cat treats please I will pet behind your ear and boops the wittle nose please

I am not a cat! Don't treat me like one!

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i only did that because they were pissing me off

Opinions on the Welsh??

I like the accent.

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Are you planning on duplicating?

What does that mean? Like cloning myself? Perhaps, maybe then I can find out what I'm like to be around. Or see what I taste like, that could be fun. Have my own army of mes!

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Hello let me smooch you kitty cat I will give all the cat treats please I will pet behind your ear and boops the wittle nose please

I am not a cat! Don't treat me like one!

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Opinions on the Welsh??

I like the accent.

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Hows my pookie bear girlypop babygirl doing <3

I don't think I understand this language m, do we have translator on hand?

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Ooc post:

This is important, I've now reached 420 followers on this blog! Woooo

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Opinions on the town shithole city of Doncaster?

It's a shithole

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Are you a dog person or a cat person

Have you met me, obviously I'm a cat person

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if I was old enough to vote I would vote you as president

Why would you do that? Why would I run for president of a country that I don't even want to exist anymore? Why would for president of the states when I could be prime minister of the universe. No, scrap that, Master of the universe, that sounds nice.

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"You snivelling bunch of wet sacks of goo" is an interesting phrase. Also a very good inclusive and gender-neutral way of referring to a group of people, I like it. I shall be using it in the future.

Glad to have expanded your phrase dictionary.

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Are you my mummy?

No, I'm not anyone's mummy.

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*sneezes on you*

You’re welcome

*wipes away your snot in disgust* now I'm infected with human, eurgh