savetheupholstery
savetheupholstery
They Left Me In Ikea
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You may call me LakeThey/He Level: 20Ask me about my fandoms!Lost all my spoons Have you heard of our lord and savior mothman?
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savetheupholstery · 20 hours ago
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How does it feel to blessed by the dodgeball of prophecy?
crossing my gay little fingers begging and pleading for a casement in s2 that's just a recording from Colin's phone of whatever happened to him. and it's like. painfully clear that this wasn't just found on the internet somewhere, with the webcrawlers (i.e. taken from police files after his death was investigated) but is very much fr3-d1 just gloating
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savetheupholstery · 20 hours ago
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailer tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.” I encourage you to join.
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savetheupholstery · 2 days ago
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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people
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savetheupholstery · 4 days ago
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real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting
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savetheupholstery · 4 days ago
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The whole notion of being docile around a police officer is an utterly terrifying norm. This isn’t the fucking hunger games. Citizens don’t need to be sweet to you, especially when you’re fucking wrong and they know their rights. They shouldn’t have to cower and fear and put their tails in between their thighs because the police academy has a tendency to accept shit heads who need to make up for their dominance complex. 
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savetheupholstery · 6 days ago
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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savetheupholstery · 6 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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savetheupholstery · 6 days ago
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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savetheupholstery · 6 days ago
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Post-coma jarchivist makes me sooo insane. Everyone’s like ‘you should’ve stayed dead’ and he’s like ‘can’t argue with you there’. He died for his friends. He chose to become a monster. He came back wrong. He spent six months hovering between life and death and Martin won’t even talk to him. He’s losing his sense of humanity. He hates himself so so much. He can no longer die. He risks a deal with Jared the fucking boneturner to try to save someone who very recently attempted to murder him. He blames himself for Tim’s death. Tim died hating him. With every fresh horror he grows stronger. Someone get this man a vacation and a healthy coping mechanism
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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looking back
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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“And this is how Ezra “crash out” Bridger was born” -My best friend
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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inspired by a debate i had today
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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savetheupholstery · 7 days ago
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where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it
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