saturnismyhomie

[saturnismyhomie]

songs and the astro placements they remind me of:

gold rush by taylor swift : pisces venus

you broke me first by tate mcrae: ardra moon

hot girl bummer by blackbear: gemini mars

call out my name by the weeknd: cancer moon

espresso by sabrina carpenter: libra moon

[saturnismyhomie]

through the mind of an aries moon (ft. bharani nakshatra)

"i’m hot, i’m sharp, and i’m custom-made. who even compares?" translation: confidence isn’t just a vibe, it’s my entire existence. forget fitting into molds, i made the mold.

"‘take your time’? babe, time’s my servant. history bows down when i walk in." translation: who’s got patience for waiting around? not me. i’m too busy being legendary.

"come on barbie, let’s go wreak havoc." translation: yeah, i party, but it’s never boring when i’m in the room. chaos, but make it chic.

"oh, you’re challenging me? finally. let’s turn this into a spectacle." translation: the minute you underestimate me is the minute you lose. bring it.

"i’m either plotting my global domination or vibing like nothing matters. no in-between." translation: all gas, no brakes, or a full nap mode. duality, baby.

"i’m literally the best. shut it." translation: not a flex, just facts.

"standards so high, most people can’t keep up haha." translation: it’s not personal, i’m just allergic to mediocrity.

"impulse is the plot twist i live for. and anyways, yolo." translation: i don’t wait for perfect moments, i just make a move. risk or reward, i’m here for it.

"i crave beauty, i crave wealth. i’m all about luxury, and i won’t settle for less." translation: some call it excess, but for me, it’s the bare minimum. opulence is my default.

"me first, always. loving myself isn’t selfish, it’s survival." translation: when i’m good to me, everything else falls into place. self-love is the foundation for everything i build.

ps: for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone.

[saturnismyhomie]

which astrological placements do you think match this moodboard's vibe? imo capricorn rising or venus, venus in the 10th house, aquarius moon or rising and scorpio placements.

ps: i used canva for making this moodboard. images used in the moodboard have been downloaded from pinterest.

[saturnismyhomie]

my dad's cancer moon is in the 8th house, and this man is basically a human vibe radar—takes one look at someone and knows EVERYTHING. initially i used to be like, 'dad you can't judge a book by its cover,' but joke's on me, he's always spot on. his intuition and psychic abilities are truly unmatched.

mom's a scorpio rising with mars in the 1st house, and let me tell you—people are scared. my cousins are like, 'your mom looks like she's mad at the world.' classic scorpio rising energy. her libra moon is a cutie who makes everyone forget they were intimidated in the first place.

astro tea: moons in rahu-ruled nakshatras? sometimes driven by illusions. if rahu’s malefic in your chart, prepare for impulsive decisions. if it’s benefic, you’re chilling, but separating reality from fantasy? good luck. also, be mindful of what you manifest.

[saturnismyhomie]

peak bharani moon/asc energy:

[saturnismyhomie]

through the mind of a cancer moon (ft. pushya nakshatra)

“She thought she could manipulate me. Honey, I majored in Emotional Intelligence and graduated summa cum laude. Try again.” - I play chess while you’re still learning checkers. Know your place.

“I will literally drop dead before I compromise my morals. What do you think this is, a clown show?” - Integrity runs in my veins; clowns can take the bus.

“Casual relationship? Oh, you mean temporary suffering. No thanks. It’s ‘marry me’ or ‘who are you again?’” - I don’t do half-hearted. Commit or disappear.

“Life without romanticizing is just capitalism on autoplay. I will romanticize the hell out of my grocery run, thank you.” - Every moment is my main character moment. Watch and learn.

“Crybabies are annoying. Until I’m the one crying, then everyone needs to shut up and listen.” - My tears are sacred. Treat them accordingly.

“Always the villain, never the victim. Why? Because I said so. Stay mad.” - If I’m the bad guy in your story, at least I’m the most memorable one.

“My emotions are volcanic, but my coping mechanism? Build a pillow fort, say nothing, and ghost the world. Solitude is a vibe.”

"My love builds empires; my hate starts wars. Choose wisely."

“My love letters are better than your ex’s superficial poetry. Shakespeare blessed me, so it’s game over.” - I set the bar so high it’s basically on Mount Olympus.

“Stoic in public, baby koala in private. Family, money, and peace are my holy trinity. Everything else is just noise.”

“If this doesn’t concern my career or family, it can stay the hell out of my life. Like, respectfully, goodbye.” - My life is a gated community. Not everyone gets access.

“I see it, I like it, I want it… and yeah, I have poor financial skills. But luxury is my love language, so I GET IT.” - Broke who? I’ll die fabulous.

“My mom makes me believe in God. I need that woman. All the time, every day. She’s my lifeline.” - Mess with her, and I’ll bring wrath down like a biblical flood.

“High. Fucking. Standards. Call me picky, I don’t care. My worth speaks for itself.”

"I’m building an empire. My family will sit on thrones."

[ps: this post is meant for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone]

[saturnismyhomie]

just my two cents on manifestation

vague manifestation? yeah, nah. when you ask the universe for something, you already have it, but did you get specific? did you even check if it aligns with your life? sometimes we get so caught up in the hype that we forget what we actually want.

like, you manifest a gucci bag, but does it even make you happy? and don’t get me started on manifesting specific people/nonchalant crushes, manifesting your ex back and all that shi. ik im gonna get cancelled for saying this but hear me out : if you’re trying to make someone obsessed with you, you’re wasting your time. manifest self-love, give yourself what you want, and attract the right person with those qualities. trust me, i’ve been delulu (in a ridiculous way) before, and i regret it. im all for being delulu but only for the right reasons.

so yeah, just a thought.

[saturnismyhomie]

christmas astro rant

aquarius risings were definitely the ones who lowkey obsessed over how the whole santa claus thing even works. not the presents, but the whole logistics. at least one in a hundred of us googled "is santa claus real?" at age of 6 or 7.

my mom’s a libra moon, and i’ve noticed this with other libra moons too—their vibe is always “i’ll give only if i get, and i’ll get only if i give.” she’s basically the living, breathing embodiment of the scales of justice. every christmas eve, she’d make this whole meal for santa and be like, “you can’t just take presents without giving him something back. he’s been working all night, he deserves a snack.” (i later found out my dad is the one who had been buying me presents on christmas and he used to have the santa claus meal at night.)

santa could totally be an aqua venus! he'd be all about giving gifts that promote individuality and connection plus, with that humanitarian vibe, he’d definitely want to make the world a little better with every present he gives.

alright this one's wild - so like, my venus is in sag, and i honestly feel like my venusian traits are more prominent during sag season. i get more into taking care of myself, staying in my peak feminine energy, buying more cosmetics, all that. meanwhile, i’m a gemini moon, and my brain is lit during gemini season—more restless, more mentally sharp, and solving problems like a pro. and as a cap sun? i really do feel like the main character during cap season.

and let’s talk about ardra moons for a sec. like, we feel the most intense emotions, and people really have the nerve to call us detached. dude, i wish i could be detached, but that would mean not caring about you at all. are you sure you’re ready for that? or are you gonna hit me with the “she’s so arrogant” nonsense?

random numerology observation : people born on the 5th, 14th or 23rd of any month are certified foodies. most of them also turn out to be amazing chefs. they don't just love food, they understand it.

also, having mars in your 9th house can make you more inclined toward law or engineering. if you're leaning toward engineering, you're probably going to excel in it, too.

wow that was a long post. merry christmas guys x

[saturnismyhomie]

i won’t say it, but my 37th personality who wakes up at 2am and starts overthinking her villain origin story absolutely will. ~ sincerely, an unhinged gemini moon <3

[saturnismyhomie]

saturn dominants, y'all need to chill. seriously, you don’t have to be the moral police 24/7. not every tiny decision defines your entire soul. stop over-analyzing every "what if?" and asking, "am i secretly the villain?" newsflash: you can't change the past. it’s okay. breathe.

go drink some water or pet a cat. the universe will forgive you, i promise.

p.s. this post is for me too. saturn said, “practice what you preach, sweetheart.” 😭

[saturnismyhomie]

through the mind of a gemini moon (feat. ardra nakshatra)

"Don’t leave me to my own devices. Silence equals a conspiracy theory in the making."

"I might be insane but atleast, I'm not boring. And this is just stage one."

"Respectfully, I'm a self-aware chaos machine."

"What a dumbass." (Me. Every time I look in the mirror and realize I’m still the one causing my own problems.)

"Nobody really loves me. Oh wait, I love me." (Dual energy, emotional ping-pong)

"God, I am so bored. Let me just have a crush on a random dude so I can write a song about him." (Taylor Swift vibes but with way more unhinged overthinking. Am I in love? Nah. Is he the next muse? Hell yea.)

"You think you can hurt me? You haven't met my demons." (You’re not ready, buddy.)

"I’m like Hermione Granger, but unhinged. Book-smart, ready to save the world, but also a total mess. Chaos, spells, and emotional breakdowns? Yep, that’s me."

"Yesterday I wanted to be a lawyer. Today I wanna be an engineer. Bet I’ll excel in both." (Classic Gemini Moon move: Career crisis on a 24-hour loop.)

"I am not heartless, dude, you're just not intellectually compatible with me. It’s not me, it’s you. You couldn’t keep up with my mind if it was on a treadmill at max speed."

"I actually am a sapiosexual. I won't commit to you if you can't solve that extra-hard calculus question. Oh, you thought you were impressing me with your charm? Nah, the real test is you solving math that makes my brain do backflips."

"Two-faced? Please. I’m a walking personality catalog. Catch me in 5 minutes, I’ll be a totally different vibe. Admit it, my 75 different personalities keep you entertained 24/7."

"I’m out here changing moods so fast, Einstein’s rolling in his grave. One minute I’m fine, the next I’m writing a dramatic poem about how my coffee tastes like betrayal."

"Yeah, I know myself pretty well - and that is exactly why I would never date another Gemini moon. LMFAO."

"Aight mate. I’m in love. Canon event, fr." ✨ Full-on plot twist, huh? This is a canon event, not just any love story. Brace yourself for the most unpredictable love arc in history. I fall in (true, unconditional) love only once in a lifetime, so buckle up—this is the most unpredictable, once-in-a-lifetime emotional rollercoaster.

[disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone. don't cancel me.]

[saturnismyhomie]

hiii im a moon in 6h and i agree with my entire soul (send help) ^^

i feel you 😭😭

[saturnismyhomie]

Moon in 6H or Moon as The Ruler of 6H Energy:

[disclaimer: may not resonate with everyone.]

[saturnismyhomie]

learnt this the hard way: people with a) moon in 6h b) moon as the lord of 6h - are more prone to overthinking and ocd. this mainly stems from their perfectionist tendencies.

also this is a personal observation (guys its extremely painful), may not resonate with everyone.

have a great day ahead!

[saturnismyhomie]

i swear to lord if the universe puts me through any more character development im gonna relocate to antarctica and work for penguin welfare.

*sighs in aquarius*