saturnismyhomie
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astro rants | cap sun, ardra moon, aqua rising 🫧
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saturnismyhomie · 15 hours ago
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i won’t say it, but my 37th personality who wakes up at 2am and starts overthinking her villain origin story absolutely will. ~ sincerely, an unhinged gemini moon <3
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saturnismyhomie · 4 days ago
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saturn dominants, y'all need to chill. seriously, you don’t have to be the moral police 24/7. not every tiny decision defines your entire soul. stop over-analyzing every "what if?" and asking, "am i secretly the villain?" newsflash: you can't change the past. it’s okay. breathe.
go drink some water or pet a cat. the universe will forgive you, i promise.
p.s. this post is for me too. saturn said, “practice what you preach, sweetheart.��� 😭
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saturnismyhomie · 5 days ago
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through the mind of a gemini moon (feat. ardra nakshatra)
"Don’t leave me to my own devices. Silence equals a conspiracy theory in the making."
"I might be insane but atleast, I'm not boring. And this is just stage one."
"Respectfully, I'm a self-aware chaos machine."
"What a dumbass." (Me. Every time I look in the mirror and realize I’m still the one causing my own problems.)
"Nobody really loves me. Oh wait, I love me." (Dual energy, emotional ping-pong)
"God, I am so bored. Let me just have a crush on a random dude so I can write a song about him." (Taylor Swift vibes but with way more unhinged overthinking. Am I in love? Nah. Is he the next muse? Hell yea.)
"You think you can hurt me? You haven't met my demons." (You’re not ready, buddy.)
"I’m like Hermione Granger, but unhinged. Book-smart, ready to save the world, but also a total mess. Chaos, spells, and emotional breakdowns? Yep, that’s me."
"Yesterday I wanted to be a lawyer. Today I wanna be an engineer. Bet I’ll excel in both." (Classic Gemini Moon move: Career crisis on a 24-hour loop.)
"I am not heartless, dude, you're just not intellectually compatible with me. It’s not me, it’s you. You couldn’t keep up with my mind if it was on a treadmill at max speed."
"I actually am a sapiosexual. I won't commit to you if you can't solve that extra-hard calculus question. Oh, you thought you were impressing me with your charm? Nah, the real test is you solving math that makes my brain do backflips."
"Two-faced? Please. I’m a walking personality catalog. Catch me in 5 minutes, I’ll be a totally different vibe. Admit it, my 75 different personalities keep you entertained 24/7."
"I’m out here changing moods so fast, Einstein’s rolling in his grave. One minute I’m fine, the next I’m writing a dramatic poem about how my coffee tastes like betrayal."
"Yeah, I know myself pretty well - and that is exactly why I would never date another Gemini moon. LMFAO."
"Aight mate. I’m in love. Canon event, fr." ✨ Full-on plot twist, huh? This is a canon event, not just any love story. Brace yourself for the most unpredictable love arc in history. I fall in (true, unconditional) love only once in a lifetime, so buckle up—this is the most unpredictable, once-in-a-lifetime emotional rollercoaster.
[disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone. don't cancel me.]
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saturnismyhomie · 6 days ago
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hiii im a moon in 6h and i agree with my entire soul (send help) ^^
i feel you 😭😭
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saturnismyhomie · 7 days ago
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Moon in 6H or Moon as The Ruler of 6H Energy:
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[disclaimer: may not resonate with everyone.]
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saturnismyhomie · 10 days ago
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learnt this the hard way: people with a) moon in 6h b) moon as the lord of 6h - are more prone to overthinking and ocd. this mainly stems from their perfectionist tendencies.
also this is a personal observation (guys its extremely painful), may not resonate with everyone.
have a great day ahead!
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saturnismyhomie · 15 days ago
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i swear to lord if the universe puts me through any more character development im gonna relocate to antarctica and work for penguin welfare.
*sighs in aquarius*
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