saturnismyhomie

[saturnismyhomie]

i won’t say it, but my 37th personality who wakes up at 2am and starts overthinking her villain origin story absolutely will. ~ sincerely, an unhinged gemini moon <3

[saturnismyhomie]

saturn dominants, y'all need to chill. seriously, you don’t have to be the moral police 24/7. not every tiny decision defines your entire soul. stop over-analyzing every "what if?" and asking, "am i secretly the villain?" newsflash: you can't change the past. it’s okay. breathe.

go drink some water or pet a cat. the universe will forgive you, i promise.

p.s. this post is for me too. saturn said, “practice what you preach, sweetheart.��� 😭

[saturnismyhomie]

through the mind of a gemini moon (feat. ardra nakshatra)

"Don’t leave me to my own devices. Silence equals a conspiracy theory in the making."

"I might be insane but atleast, I'm not boring. And this is just stage one."

"Respectfully, I'm a self-aware chaos machine."

"What a dumbass." (Me. Every time I look in the mirror and realize I’m still the one causing my own problems.)

"Nobody really loves me. Oh wait, I love me." (Dual energy, emotional ping-pong)

"God, I am so bored. Let me just have a crush on a random dude so I can write a song about him." (Taylor Swift vibes but with way more unhinged overthinking. Am I in love? Nah. Is he the next muse? Hell yea.)

"You think you can hurt me? You haven't met my demons." (You’re not ready, buddy.)

"I’m like Hermione Granger, but unhinged. Book-smart, ready to save the world, but also a total mess. Chaos, spells, and emotional breakdowns? Yep, that’s me."

"Yesterday I wanted to be a lawyer. Today I wanna be an engineer. Bet I’ll excel in both." (Classic Gemini Moon move: Career crisis on a 24-hour loop.)

"I am not heartless, dude, you're just not intellectually compatible with me. It’s not me, it’s you. You couldn’t keep up with my mind if it was on a treadmill at max speed."

"I actually am a sapiosexual. I won't commit to you if you can't solve that extra-hard calculus question. Oh, you thought you were impressing me with your charm? Nah, the real test is you solving math that makes my brain do backflips."

"Two-faced? Please. I’m a walking personality catalog. Catch me in 5 minutes, I’ll be a totally different vibe. Admit it, my 75 different personalities keep you entertained 24/7."

"I’m out here changing moods so fast, Einstein’s rolling in his grave. One minute I’m fine, the next I’m writing a dramatic poem about how my coffee tastes like betrayal."

"Yeah, I know myself pretty well - and that is exactly why I would never date another Gemini moon. LMFAO."

"Aight mate. I’m in love. Canon event, fr." ✨ Full-on plot twist, huh? This is a canon event, not just any love story. Brace yourself for the most unpredictable love arc in history. I fall in (true, unconditional) love only once in a lifetime, so buckle up—this is the most unpredictable, once-in-a-lifetime emotional rollercoaster.

[disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only. may not resonate with everyone. don't cancel me.]

[saturnismyhomie]

hiii im a moon in 6h and i agree with my entire soul (send help) ^^

i feel you 😭😭

[saturnismyhomie]

Moon in 6H or Moon as The Ruler of 6H Energy:

[disclaimer: may not resonate with everyone.]

[saturnismyhomie]

learnt this the hard way: people with a) moon in 6h b) moon as the lord of 6h - are more prone to overthinking and ocd. this mainly stems from their perfectionist tendencies.

also this is a personal observation (guys its extremely painful), may not resonate with everyone.

have a great day ahead!

[saturnismyhomie]

i swear to lord if the universe puts me through any more character development im gonna relocate to antarctica and work for penguin welfare.

*sighs in aquarius*