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Finding out BBC iPlayer has every single (1000+) episode of One Piece is truly bizarre.

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it was not on wheat...

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Not Fujimoto casually dropping the best reaction image of all time

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This post, less than half an hour old, getting reblogged by someone with a Karlach x Shadowheard profile background in which they stare into one another's eyes with what I can only describe as carnal primacy somewhat proves my point.

Sniped. Through the bedroom window.

I don't think I've seen I've ever seen a piece of Tumblr bait as potent as: "We put a Shadowheart x Karlach roomates AU in the Patch 8 release trailer".

There's knowing your fandom and then there's sniping them through the bedroom window.

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I don't think I've ever seen a piece of Tumblr bait as potent as: "We put a Shadowheart x Karlach roomates AU in the Patch 8 release trailer".

There's knowing your fandom and then there's sniping them through the bedroom window.

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Quick Worlds Beyond Number public service announcement for non-patrons, as I haven't seen this posted officially yet:

Fireside 46 confirmed that Episode 47 isn't coming out next week. They've only just finished recording the book and they want to give the production team time to cook.

Considering how good the editing and audio production is on this show? Fair.

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Adventure Time

The best media ever starts out like “haha silly adventures!” And then suddenly OH GODDDD THE HORRORS

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Oh cool, it was plot relevant.

Just starting the new season.

I know it’s presented as a gag, but accidentally crashing the power in a hospital to get at someone’s personal information, which has been withheld for entirely correct reasons, is a bit…

Mm.

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Just starting the new season.

I know it’s presented as a gag, but accidentally crashing the power in a hospital to get at someone’s personal information, which has been withheld for entirely correct reasons, is a bit…

Mm.

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Most attractive male videogame character

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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

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When it comes to artistic personification of the deadly sins, Lust is usually the ONLY ONE ever designed to be the OBJECT of the sin rather than the sinner. Greed? They tend to design some one who LOOKS greedy. Sloth? Lazy person. A lot of these design choices kinda reveal how the creator views people in general (wow you made Gluttony or Greed fat, how original, so groundbreaking) but LUST? Lust is usually just… a hot chick. Who makes OTHERS lust but she herself often isn't running around acting inappropriately horny or anything. She's just kinda there. Maybe a bit flirty but otherwise the whole intent is to make the AUDIENCE feel attraction and that's how they associate it with lust. The Greed character won't make the viewer feel greedy but by god with Lust this is all we GOT. (Before you ask, I only half-count the FMA versions of these characters since they had these names but their origins were more complicated than Being Literal Sins)

I want all or nothin' here. Make the personifications ALL like Lust, maybe! Make it so their designs are only hinting at these things but the MAIN THING they can do is make OTHERS feel these things. Greed? He's a crypto guy who can manipulate people into screwing over others for easy cash. Sloth? The dude commenting "lol who cares, no one cares, just chill" at even the most horrible tragedies in the news (We can also change this one to Apathy and throw THAT deadly sin in, I just like that concept as a sin), make Wrath a reactionary podcaster or something. Make them make OTHERS sin.

Or, go the other way, and have them all LOOK like the sinners, and include Lust IN THAT. Just design some gooner who hasn't seen a real woman in six weeks and comments on every selfie they see online judging them for not looking like an anime waifu.

COMMIT TO THE BIT, PEOPLE, this mixed-up message is WEAK

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I lost my fucking mind listening to this. It altered my brain chemistry and left me a different person inside.

You know a truer piece of the honor of the world than you have ever felt before. You know what freedom is.

There are sorcerers in the ashen wasteland and wizards in the sky who believe in a word that they call freedom, but by which they mean power. The freedom to control, to own, to bind. Your freedom is full bellies for everyone. Play and chase and trust. For truly, while any yet are captured, how can any be free?

They can't keep doing this, I'm gonna start yelling

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Oh thank fuck. I thought something had gone wrong and we were missing an ep this week.

I am physically vibrating out of my skin waiting for the new www episode.

I'm looking forward to Suvi being mega casual about all of her reveals because she was, and still is, disassociating, Eursolon being like, "Yea, the citadel is full of shit. I thought we knew this?", and Ame making mouth noises that only certain breeds of dog can hear.

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Gonna need that new ep before I go into a state of withdrawal.

I am physically vibrating out of my skin waiting for the new www episode.

I'm looking forward to Suvi being mega casual about all of her reveals because she was, and still is, disassociating, Eursolon being like, "Yea, the citadel is full of shit. I thought we knew this?", and Ame making mouth noises that only certain breeds of dog can hear.

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Adding 'Blood Over Bright Haven' to this. I can't tell you why, because everyone should be as lucky as I was by going into that book blind.

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

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Absolutely bizarre decisions from Nintendo at the Switch 2 conference. $450 Console and $80 games. No shit people are shrugging their shoulders and saying "Well I guess not then."

Even outside of a global economic collapse, that shit would've been ridiculous. Inside one, it's batshit insane.

This should have been the easiest win in the history of the industry. Sony and Microsoft were, and still are, taking turns hitting themselves over the head with a shovel. All Nintendo had to do was not fuck up catastrophically.

Then they walked on stage and said, "Actually, we've decided to price gouge most of our audience out of the market. This will go well for us."