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Church of Whale Fall

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This dad wins Halloween! 🎃💀

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tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

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Gnu - Question for native speakers

Guys, why do you call Terry Pratchett either a type of antelope or an astroid?

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What do you do exactly? Charge the playing cards and make 'em go boom! Remy LeBeau/Gambit + Powers in Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

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If somebody doesn’t like a male character I like im like ok honestly understandable ur so real he sucks so bad but somebody doesn’t like a female character I like……..now I have to bash your head in with a rock. I’m sorry. I really am.

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No, I don't know a single thing about a single celebrity. But this fictional man? this extremely sad, traumatized man? Why yes, I hold an encyclopedic amount of knowledge of him in my silly brain. Why do you ask?

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The voices inside have preferences. the variable that changes the outcome. -- Click images for SECRETS (i think this trick works better on desktop)

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Take a moment to drift with the jellies.

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“We are here, and this is now.” Constable Visit, a strict believer in the Omnian religion, occasionally quoted that from their holy book. Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.

--Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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We’re going to hear a lot of stupid bullshit over the next few days/months/years about how Harris/the Democrats failed to win over men, or young people, or uneducated voters, or those worried about the economy, or whatever….but the truth is this: this country hates women and minorities; its citizens understand fuck all about the economy; and the people are incredibly susceptible to outright lies, scams and fascist values

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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to this day i think one of the funniest moments in all of Gravity Falls is the episode where Soos is going on a date with that woman at the mall and she gets roped into battling the monster of the week with him and in the climax he’s making combat plans with Mabel and Dipper and the woman says, “Soos. These are children.”

It absolutely takes me out every time because this is a rare outside perspective in the show from another adult who rightfully points out how absurd it is to expect the children to fight

But as an older cousin and someone who’s been a camp counselor, like Soos I too have spent entire summers as an adult surrounded primarily by 12 year olds and I know for a fact how quickly I could find myself relying on them as equals in a supernatural battle against gnomes or whatever the fuck

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None election with left destiel

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I hope leftists who think they’re above voting for president or are voting for Jill Stein or whoever because it’s their stupid way of protesting the system feel good about themselves, especially if Trump wins partly because of your negligence 😍 I know you’re not doing shit to plan the proletarian revolution, especially before January, so none of you better complain if life gets a lot worse for you

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