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Over the Garden Wall [2014]

1.01 The Old Grist Mill // 1.10 The Unknown

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

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des

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

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#gravity falls spoilers

my bad au i call. brevity falls

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listen here, you outdated meme

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a girl and her turtle (they pull up and ask you to get in the car wyd)

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

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Finished a thing!

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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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kids dealing with shit

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i cant believe they drop this bomb then just move on

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted