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How many times do you think Lance has watched the Princess Diaries

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they’re happy now

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based on a tweet from earlier today:

i kinda hate how proud i am of this, it’s such a waste of time shaklhglsa

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In case this hasn’t been done yet. I tried bringing out the bg audio of Lance’s and Veronica’s conversation while Allura and Lance’s mum chat. Hope it’s somewhat more audible than the original  Enjoy our bi disaster :’)

Edit: I forgot to add the transcript 

Veronica: Maybe you can put in a good word for me with that long hair friend of yours

Lance: What?! Keith?! No no no no no  hahaha NO WAY NO. Never. Not in a MILLION decaphebs okay? All that guy likes are knives and space wolves! So- Wh-who even likes those things?! AND he’s got a mullet- mullets are terrible cOME ON It’s no just no NO

Veronica: I’m just kidding P.S. Thank you to everyone reblogging and adding this bless u ♥

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the future looks good

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Oh shit you’re right

Girlfriends Got Transformed into Cosmic Goddesses Support Group

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“Lance will get someone he needs, not someone he wants.”

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oh man i cant wait to have a girlfriend and just do everyday stuff with her like have her cuddle up to me while we sit on the couch and watch netflix or walk places holding hands or randomly kissing cheeks or play board games or dance together to music playing on my phone

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based off this post! by @wlwclxudia

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some twitter sketches :D

which, requests are open if you wanna drop me a thing ♥

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🍂제딧/9Jedit

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do you actually know any math?

i know of math

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I had the wonderful experience of telling a very persistent guy at a club that he was making me uncomfortable and it wasn’t going to go anywhere anyway because I am a lesbian and he just says that he’s open to interpretation. Like fuck off you tall piece of shit I ain’t interested

coming out as a lesbian & being asked if you’ve ever dated a man is such a catch 22 cause you know if you say yes they’re gonna think you’re open to fucking men but you just “chose” women after having a bad experience with a man or something but if you say no they’re gonna tell you there’s no way you can know for sure if you haven’t tried being with a man. ladies tell me if this is a reach but i almost feel like the core tenet of lesbophobia is that no one sees lesbianism as a real identity & everyone thinks it’s impossible for women to not be attracted to men

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Soup recently went viral.

We wanted to make sure he can still sing his song…ya know, in case Ellen wants him on the show lol