sassxpersonified-blog

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Melanie Martinez Lyrics Sentence Meme

“All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure.”

“And it’s all fun and games, ‘til somebody falls in love.”

“Blood still stains when the sheets are washed.”

“Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”

“Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you.”

“Do you want me now?”

“Does a new face come with a warranty?”

“Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”

“How did love become so violent?”

“I don’t give a fuck about you anyways.”

“I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave.”

“I look at you and I see myself and I know you better than anyone else.”

“I love it when I hear you breathing.”

“I never know what you need.”

“I see things that nobody else sees.”

“I want to give you what you need.”

“I wish I didn’t care all the time.”

“I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”

“I’m tired of being careful.”

“If you want a little more confidence, potatoes turn to french fries.”

“Is it true that pain is beauty?”

“Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”

“Let me under your skin.”

“Someone told me ‘stay away from things that aren’t yours.‘”

“Stop lying with those words.”

“Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”

“Where is my prescription?”

“You like me best when I’m off my rocker.”

“You take things so hard and then you fall apart.”

“You think you’re smarter than me.”

[sassxpersonified-blog]

“The Grand Budapest Hotel” sentence meme

❝ What happened in the end? ❞

❝ The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun. ❞

❝ You can’t blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber. ❞

❝ There’s really no point in doing anything in life, because it’s all over in the blink of an eye — and the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. ❞

❝ Don’t make excuses for me. I owe you my life. ❞

❝ Is he flirting with you? ❞

❝ To him who has often told the tales of others, many tales will be told. ❞

❝ Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. ❞

❝ Even at the thought of her name, I’m unable to control my emotions. ❞

❝ The plot “thickens”, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor? ❞

❝ How’s that supposed to make me feel? ❞

❝ It will be my pleasure and, indeed, my privilege to tell you my story. Such as it is. ❞

❝ What a bloody idiot I am. Pathetic fool. Goddamn selfish bastard. ❞

❝ Holy fuck! What’s the meaning of this shit? ❞

❝ You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. ❞

❝ I ruined the surprise, I suppose. ❞

❝ What’s troubling you? Are you weeping? ❞

❝ The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower. ❞

❝ Who’d they kill this time? ❞

❝ It’s not that I don’t “like” it. I’m physically repulsed. ❞

❝ Well, I suppose I’d better take back everything I just said.  ❞

❝ That doesn’t mean I’m not going to throttle the little swamp rat. ❞

❝ I suppose you’d call that a draw. ❞

❝ That fucking faggot! ❞

❝ The requirements were always the same. They had to be rich, insecure, vain, superficial, blonde, needy. ❞

❝ You sick, pathetic creep. I hate you. ❞

❝ We’ll just have to wing it, I suppose. ❞

❝ Did he just throw my cat out the window? ❞

❝ It’s not a very flattering portrait, I’m afraid. I was once considered a great beauty. ❞

❝ I’m going to blast your candy-ass once and for all right now! ❞

❝ I go to bed with all my friends. ❞

❝ You filthy, goddamn, pock-marked, fascist asshole! ❞

❝ She’s my girlfriend. You can’t just buy her things. ❞

❝ It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always. ❞

❝ I suppose this is to be expected back in… where do you come from, again? ❞

❝ There’s a poem, but we might want to go ahead and start on the soup since it’s forty-six stanzas. ❞

❝ I’m afraid that’s me, darling. ❞

❝ I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot. ❞

❝ It’s a masterpiece. The rest of this shit is worthless junk. ❞

❝ When you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy-ass. ❞

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Send 👋 for my muse’s reaction to discovering yours at their doorstep, with bruises on their face.

[sassxpersonified-blog]

overwatch starters

❝  i play to win. ❞  ❝  this is my curse. ❞  ❝  wait for me! ❞  ❝  your mother would’ve been proud of you. ❞ ❝  let us hope for a different outcome. ❞  ❝  sorry it’s such a mess in here. i-i wasn’t expecting company. ❞ ❝  this is going to make you feel better. ❞ ❝  the true enemy of humanity is disorder. ❞  ❝  a steady blade balances the soul. ❞  ❝  this is just like old times. ❞  ❝  even here i feel an outcast. ❞  ❝  think you can do my job, do you… ❞ ❝  all eyes on me! ❞  ❝  ooh, this is my jam. ❞ ❝  got your aim from your mom, i see. ❞ ❝  i’ll feast on your soul. ❞  ❝  cheers, love! the cavalry’s here! ❞  ❝   our paths cross for now. as to the future, we shall see. ❞  ❝   we could’ve built an empire together. ❞  ❝   ah. just setting foot here sets my soul at ease. ❞  ❝  this time, stay down. ❞  ❝  can i get your autograph? ❞ ❝  why are you so angry? ❞ ❝  ever get that feeling of déjà vu? ❞  ❝  i am a different man now. i am whole. ❞  ❝  over my dead body. ❞  ❝   i’m on top of the world! ❞ ❝  i’m patched up. ❞  ❝  kids today with techno music. you should enjoy the classics, like hasselhoff. ❞ ❝   what’s wrong? don’t you recognize me? ❞  ❝   aren’t you warm wearing all that? ❞  ❝  can’t stop, won’t stop. ❞ ❝  i’ll race ya! ❞ ❝   mock death at your own peril. ❞  ❝  this time, i will finish the job. ❞  ❝  death is an illusion. ❞ ❝  look at this team! we’re gonna do great. ❞ ❝  i am beyond redemption. ❞ ❝   it looks like we will be working together. ❞  ❝   you’ve rescued me again. ❞  ❝  i will not be defeated so easily. ❞ ❝  treasure? s-sure, i don’t know anything you’re talking about. ❞  ❝  so this is what has become of you? a pity.❞ ❝  you’re so amazing! you inspire me. ❞  ❝  i miss him greatly. ❞  ❝  there is nowhere to hide. ❞  ❝  whatcha’ lookin’ at? ❞  ❝  woo, nothing’s gonna stop me. ❞ ❝  that was your dream, not mine. ❞  ❝  what you call freedom is an illusion that causes more harm than good. ❞  ❝  hehe, there’s something on your dress.. ❞  ❝  you have been judged! ❞ ❝   i have the upper hand this time. ❞  ❝  traitor! ❞ ❝  you will never amount to anything! ❞ ❝  i’ve got my eye on you. ❞ ❝  lot of memories of this place. they weren’t all bad. ❞ ❝  the heart of a man still beats inside of me. ❞  ❝  stay out of trouble. ❞ ❝  step into my parlor said the spider to the fly. ❞ ❝  one shot, one kill. ❞ ❝  don’t think i’m happy about that. ❞  ❝  now this place? makes me wanna be an atheist. ❞ ❝  our world is worth fighting for. ❞ ❝  you haven’t aged a day. what’s your secret? ❞ ❝  ooooh, shiny! ❞ ❝  oh, did that sting? ❞ ❝  heroes never die. ❞ ❝  where does it hurt? ❞ ❝  you’re just a no-good bully. ❞ ❝  i’m a one-man apocalypse. ❞ ❝  you should look somewhere else. ❞ ❝  you said you would arm wrestle me. nervous? ❞ ❝  i learned that from my brother. ❞  ❝  i hope nobody saw that. ❞ ❝  on a scale of one to ten, how is your pain? ❞ ❝  i’m not a miracle worker. well… not always. ❞ ❝  this was once my home. no longer. ❞ ❝  sorry! sorry, i’m sorry. sorry. ❞ ❝  i remember being here. it was good for my tan. ❞ ❝  wish i’d practice my japanese more, konichiwa! ❞ ❝  you need a time out. ❞  ❝  you might not want to tell your friends about that. ❞ ❝  guess we know who’s really on top, don’t we? ❞ ❝  with every death, comes honor. with honor, redemption. ❞ ❝  a punishment for your crimes. ❞  ❝  i will be on my best behaviour. ❞ ❝  you think there’s something worth stealing in that temple? ❞ ❝  people should be free. ❞  ❝  you were never my equal. ❞ ❝  death walks among you. ❞  ❝   last i checked, i didn’t ask for your opinion. ❞  ❝   you can’t be serious. ❞  ❝   they’re back. ❞  ❝   armor? how positively primitive. ❞ ❝   now this is my kinda city, everyone’s free to live as they choose. ❞ ❝   you need a time out. ❞  ❝   die! die! die! ❞  ❝   to think i would have to work with a street ruffian. ❞  ❝   death comes. ❞  ❝   one of these days someone is gonna to put an end to you. ❞  ❝   that which doesn’t kill you…makes you stronger.. ❞ ❝   well. you sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don’t ya? ❞ ❝   aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞ ❝  i’ll tell you my secret if you give me your coat. ❞ ❝   sleep. ❞ ❝  never liked you much. ❞ ❝  never leave a teammate behind. ❞ ❝  together we are strong. ❞ ❝  you won’t get rid of me that easily. ❞ ❝  i don’t even think children are afraid of you. ❞ ❝  i taught you everything you know. ❞ ❝  it’s hard to just sit around knowing there’s someone out there that needs to be blown up. ❞ ❝  i’ll put an end to your sad story. ❞ ❝  you havin’ trouble keeping up? ❞ ❝  i have destroyed more of your kind than i can count. ❞ ❝ it’s a perfect day for some mayhem. ❞ ❝  we’re all soldiers now. ❞ ❝  give me your best shot. ❞ ❝   you knew exactly what were you doing. ❞ ❝   knock me down, and i’ll keep getting back up. ❞ ❝   you always did have a high opinion of yourself. ❞ ❝   i’m not a young man anymore. ❞ ❝  still trying to play hero? ❞ ❝  i sometimes wonder if your height is why you’re always in such a bad mood. ❞ ❝  this is no place for children. ❞ ❝  the world could always use more heroes. ❞ ❝  looked in a mirror lately? ❞ ❝  Me one, bad guys zero. ❞ ❝  i’m gonna have to shoot you down. ❞ ❝  this old dog has learned a few tricks. ❞ ❝  another one off the list. ❞ ❝  i love your glasses, so cute! ❞ ❝  if at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞ ❝  that’s for my family back home! ❞ ❝  i’ve got you in my sights. ❞ ❝  i’m the one who does his job. i’m thinking… you’re the other one. ❞ ❝   you weren’t given those guns to toss them away like trash. ❞ ❝   i will protect the innocent. ❞ 

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Go into my inbox and tell me a situation you’d love to see my Muse go through.

Curious how my muse would handle heartbreak? Want an open where my Muse is irrationally upset or in danger? Toss all the ideas at me! I might get inspired!

Anon is optional.

[sassxpersonified-blog]

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Someone just grabbed my muse by the arm. They look intent on hurting my muse.

How does your muse react to this?

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[sassxpersonified-blog]

"Bite me"

"Do you have a condom?"

"No! Stop it!"

"Please stop"

"Get off me"

"I want you"

"Please fuck me"

"You're so flexible"

"I'm incredibly flexible"

"Touch me"

"Kiss me"

"You should wear leather more often"

"Lick me"

"Is it recording?"

"Spank me"

"Sounds like someone needs a spanking"

"You're so hot"

"Stop teasing"

"That tickles!"

"I've always loved a uniform"

"I want to watch"

"You're not allowed to touch"

"You're so tight"

"No one's ever made me cum like that before"

"Strip"

"I'm a virgin"

"You're mine"

"Do I need to punish you?"

"On your knees"

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Anonymously remind my muse of something they don’t want to think about or remember.

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Out of Context Video Game Comments

“Fuck physics, I have a pogo-stick!”

“You run on spring. Not the season.”

“His head is like, the size of a beach ball. It represents his ego.”

“I don’t think anyone has ever driven a car up Everest. That would be impressive. I’d clap.”

“I’m just a man with a stick. Don’t judge me.”

“Maximum height for maximum fall.”

“I’m the king of goats.”

“I wonder if the train would consider me a threat.”

“What the fuck just happened? Yeah okay, let’s pretend that’s normal.”

“I just wanted to surf on a train!”

“Oh sweet mama Jesus.”

“Where’s the pogo-stick, I lost the pogo!”

“Where’d he go? He just got like, eaten by the truck.”

“Catch me if you can, neener neener neener.”

“It’s my shit, I can blow it up if I want.”

“Fuck gravity.”

“I don’t want the porta-potty anymore.”

“You want my autograph? No. You’re dead to me.”

“Don’t question me. Let me kick you.”

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Uplifting & motivational {Sentence Starters}

“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.”

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.”

“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are.”

“Do one thing every day that scares you.”

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.”

“What’s meant to be will always find a way.”

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

“The unexamined life is not worth living.”

“Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.”

“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.”

“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”

“Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”

“Love is the absence of judgment.”

“You cannot expect victory and plan for defeat.”

“What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”

“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.”

“Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.”

“Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”

“You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.”

“When someone tells me ‘no’, it doesn’t mean I can’t do it. It simply means I can’t do it with them.”

“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.”

“You’re never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you’re never as bad as they say when you lose.“

“The price of greatness is responsibility.”

“Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real.”

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Starter Call!!

[sassxpersonified-blog]

[sassxpersonified-blog]

Send ✋ to hold my muse's hand

[sassxpersonified-blog]

“I know that, but even after all of the crap we’ve gone through over the years, I still want you to know that I’m always going to be there whenever you need me. I don’t really know why I’m telling you that, but...I just sort of felt like I should.”

“Nope. And, besides, I’m a big boy. Had the same surgery on the same shoulder three times now, Ain’t my first rodeo.”

[sassxpersonified-blog]

“Well, I don’t even know if you got any of them, but I texted you about twice a month trying to make sure you were alright and offering any help I could give you during your rehab.”

“Been nearly NINE months since my surgery, almost TEN since I got taken out ‘cause of the injury to be exact. An’ nah, I’ve quite enjoyed my little ‘VACATION’ – only really been missin’ Reigns since he’s the only one I can stomach anymore now that Cody’s gone, and hell, even HE’S on a bit of a hiatus right now.”