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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. Okay well I'm Shallan Davar.

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paying my monthly stormlight dues

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rare unreleased footage from alecto the ninth

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Isn't it funny how this is almost canon?

Inspired by this post.

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happy pride to them

hope they know what a rainbow is

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"average knight radiant makes 5 dramatic entrances per week" factoid actually statistical error. average knight radiant makes 1 dramatic entrance per month. Kaladin Stormblessed, who makes 50 dramatic entrances every day, and Thespians Hoid, who makes 500 every hour, are outliers adn should not have been counted

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That last ask got me thinking about stormlight again so here's a little Kal and Syl

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Kaladin really is the character of all time. He's a Windrunner. He's a surgeon. He's a former slave. He is Stormblessed. He protects those who cannot protect themselves. He's depressed. He has PTSD. He's been actively suicidal. He invented group therapy. He says ridiculously dramatic things with 100% sincerity. He repeatedly forms tight knit groups out of people. He will be warm again. He's the most eligible bachelor on Roshar. He doesn't understand why women keep coming to the clinic just to see him. He couldn't save Tien. He saved his father. He recreated Die Hard. He is the spear that would not break.

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You will be warm again.

Been thinking about how Kaladin flying in/above storms acts as a visual representation of his journey. Also beyond terrified for what’s coming in WaT.

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went kind of bonkers this afternoon

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@kingsleeeee I guess we’re mortal enemies now >:)

Saw someone else do this

It's so cute lol 🩷

Tagging: @changbinlov3r @ashitshowforalot @tfshouldidohere @thelittolpinklady @hyuuukais @notastraykid @queen-in-the-shadows @writingforstraykids @seung-mong @l3visbby @thatonedemigodfromseoul and any other precious mooties I may have forgotten!! (No pressure tho ;))

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Stormlight 5 is done!

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Happy Pride Month to men who can read, women who use swords, Drehy BridgeFour, and all priests

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not enough aang and gyatso out there...

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Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...

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Hoid-Kaladin dynamic is awesome bc Hoid isn’t even that annoying to Kaladin. He’ll truly just be like “rough day huh Kaladin” and Kaladin will go “do you ever shut the fuck up”

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Please take my random Stormlight memes while I wait for KOWT