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How to call out for help in sign language by 高的手语日记

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An American flamingo chick (Phoenicopterus ruber) under its mothers wing in Ouwehands Dierenpark, the Netherlands

by safi kok

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When you're Mute so you use a speech device to tell Valley Metro to not build another train station in your neighborhood because doing so will decimate your economy

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by Minje Song

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HELL YES, look how scared they are at the public's reaction, this is amazing

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As filmed in the Hyperbaric Oxygen Chamber lockerroom the day after someone came dressed in a maga hat because he has an issue with my existance

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Any other Drag Kings and Queens?

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Well dang!

Alot has happened as far as my life. At this point I'm still building up to voice implant surgery due to scar tissue.

Learning ASL has saved my life. If I hadn't learned this would have been 2 years of being completely unable to communicate without a talking board, phone, or pen.

With ASL, I can sign with folks, advocate for myself with the help of an interpreter at doctor's offices.

I don't need to rely on outside help as much because I can access the systems set up by Deaf, Hard of Hearing and Mute and Autistic community.

I can even sign to music and that has brought me immense joy.

So fuck yes 1 year

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Jane Austen had her writing desk

And I have my Google pixel five

It's still naked without one case

But it's what I write with

What I talk with

And like Austen

She would write these novels in secret,

On the fly

Pretending they were letters

I wonder if she had cute stationary

She seems like a girl's girl

I'd totally hey Barbie Jane Austen

And my Beloved

Has their thicc thighs save lives against my booty

Their tummy against my back

Their snores better than any sound machine

Cause it tells me they're here

And I'm still here

Despite being trafficked as a child

Despite being abused

Despite being exposed to a pesticide that gave me stage 4 throat cancer and my voice box having to be removed

I'm still here and my Beloved is behind me

Snoring away

Steady loud and sweet

They snore

This sarcastic mime loves their lovely void

That's all I have to sign for now

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Ah yes, go into the waters where bodies are still washing ashore, and take up space as a colonizer while people are openly starving and without medical care for burn winds for the worst fire in US history. Nothing says vacation like burn wounds and one hospital for 250k people.

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East and West Egg

Sometimes he takes me

In his white BMW or Truck

His motorcycles

And paramotor

Are black

And his car and truck are white

And he takes me real fast

On the 520 floating bridge

In the dying light

The sky is orange and sunset is suspended for hours into the night

But mostly I’m excited I get to be in your arms tonight

Mostly I’m excited to see your face a light

When I lived in west seattle I could see Bellevue from far away.

It’s another city floating on waves

Peeking up sky scrapers across the way

All the money is there

And the food basically sucks

Because no one brown who cooks and has a restaurant can afford to live in Bellevue

Its all tech

And the man who drives me to Kirkland is tech too

But when I’m in his arms to don’t feel like Gatsby and Daisy

Wishing I were East Egg when I’m Chinatown West Egg to the core

I think about how soft his hands are

And how his eyes are almost black when they’re fixed on me

And how much I enjoy the solid weight of him on top me

I don’t feel like a silent weirdo when we fuck

I don’t feel strange when I have to type to talk to him

In my speaking device

Because my voice now lives where your old memes haunt

They're in Facebook memories

And Photobucket archives of all of us getting drunk to key dollar sign ha

I feel like he sees me for me

Striped and lovely

Calling out his name and begging

As he kisses my thighs and embraces me

Seven more times.

I fell in love with Chinatown

Fast

It was easy to

There’s neon flash and grit and history and realness

She’s old and young and mean and kind

And has great fucking food

But my feelings for Hanwool are sneaking up on me

It’s how he told me to raid his fridge for drinks

And how he gave me his acne cream

When my face kept breaking out from taking testosterone

And how he sucks on my dick while fucking me so good I shake

And how just sweet he was

I’m getting to a point where I just want to fall asleep in his arms