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Sound the alarm! New Choices chapters are out now! 🚨

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my wife, handing me our newly born child to hold for the first time: isn’t this just the most beautiful moment you’ve ever experienced? 

me, thinking about the scene in boo where piper pulls annabeth close so their foreheads touch: uh yeah it’s definitely up there

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Lil’ Nino wants you to have a good day.

That is all.

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FUN FACT

Bucky Barnes was born March 10th 1917, making today his 100th Birthday!

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“I’m worth twelve of you, Malfoy.”

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Get to Know Me Meme

Favorite Actresses: Millie Bobby Brown [1/17] “In this show, I realized I didn’t have to speak with my mouth, I had to speak with my face. Instead of actually saying I’m angry, I’m sad, I’m confused, I had to do it with my face, and that was challenging. But I really enjoy playing a challenging role. I love playing Eleven.”

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the truth hurts… (has this been done yet?)

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This is supposed to be a timeout!

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so, i’m just gonna cry here for a moment because this episode was everything

·             LUCIFER ASKING CHLOE IS SHE IS JEALOUS

·             LUCIFER KNOWING HER MIDDLE NAME

·             LUCIFER STEPPING DOWN BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO BE WITH SOMWONE WORTHY AND HAPPY

·             LUCIFER ASKING AMENADIEL IF HE’S BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

·             LUCIFER’S BROKEN HEART WHEN THEY ALL SAID IT WAS MEANINGLESS

·             MAZE.EVERY SECOND OF HER

·             STALKER GIRL. I SCREAMED AT THE SCREEN – ME

·             I DIED WHEN SHE CLOSED THE DOOR, OPENED IT, USED THE AIR FRESHENER AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND

·             THE PILOT GUY WITH HIS CAT SANCTUARY – ME

·             MAZE HAVING CERIAL WITH VODKA – ME

·             THE FREAKING PACKAGE BEING THE ONE THAT GET’S CHLOE POISONED

·             IT WAS UNDER OUR NOSE, WTF

·             LUCIFER IN WHITE.

·             LUCIFER BEING PROTECTIVE OVER CHLOE

·             CHLOE TRYING TO CONVINCE HERSELF THAT SHE AND LUCIFER ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND CANT BE TOGETHER

·             STILL ASKING IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM IF HE MADE SUCH GESTURES TO OTHER PEOPLE

·             “KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, TONY BAHAMA, SHE IS SPOKEN FOR” “HAHA NO I’M NOT”

·             “YOU’RE BLOCKING MY VIEW!” “THE VIEW FROM THE JAIL CELL SUCKS TOO”

·             “CLEARLY DERANGED, DANGEROUS……WHY AM I ON THIS WALL?????”

·             CHLOE FREAKING OUT IN THE CAR AND SCREAMING WAS SO FUNNY

·             “STEP OUTSIDE AND GET SOME AIR” “I DON’T NEED AIR” “WELL I DO”

·             THE CRIMINAL DUDE CRYING ON THE FLOOR WITH LUCIFER STANDING NEXT TO HIM 0 NO BIGGIE

·             THE.KISS.ON.THE.FREAKING.BEACH.

·             LIKE THE SAME BEACH HE HAD HIS WINGS CUT OFF

·             THE SAME BEACH HE BURNED THEM AT

·             THE SAME BEACH HE KISSED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE

·             AND THE DEVIL IS THE MOST ROMANTIC CHARACTER ON TV

·             STEPPING DOWN FOR THE HAPPINESS OF THE WOMAN HE LOVES

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My only friend stops talking to me…

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Detective…

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Lucifer: “You deserve better”. 

“You’re probably right”.

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“You deserve better” “You’re probably right”

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hogwarts houses & mountains

you might belong in  g r y f f i n d o r , where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry set gryffindors apart; you might belong in  h u f f l e p u f f , where they are just and loyal, those patient hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil; or yet in wise old  r a v e n c l a w , if you’ve a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind; or perhaps in  s l y t h e r i n you’ll make your real friends, those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.

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Sam in season 10

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