sarcasstic
Sarcastic asshole.
Welcome to the machine, my name is Nicole.
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I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
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Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?
Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.
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Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr... I'm sorry, but aren't we forgetting someone?
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