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cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

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i make it hot

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I’ve been playin’ arcade, poppin’ skeeballs man, I feel just like a rockstar | @Mammothstock | AOI

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kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

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I wanna be someone’s favorite, I want someone who’s absolutely infatuated with me.

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why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

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Jake Gyllenhaal Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions x

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if I ever say I hate men just remember it’s only bc men have hated me first, more prominently, cruelly, and violently than I’d ever dream of doing

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whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

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as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

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the two genders are matte and gloss

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#relatable

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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like