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me at 15: when I’m 25 I’ll have my life together!!! me now: at…..45…..maybe I’ll be doing…kind of ok by then

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i really don’t want to do any of this… i want to move into a cabin in the forest and chop wood and make soup like that’s it honestly

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Tumblr is like a public space where I could just lie on the ground and take a nap and nobody would bat an eye

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Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

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Shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me I’m into that kinda shit.

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my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping

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it’s wild how my face/my perception of my face changes so much on a daily basis. like some days I look in the mirror & am like ‘damn bitch you’re gonna start a war’ & other days are like ‘damn bitch not one (1) single ship would sail to Troy for you’

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Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

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my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

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not gonna lie chief if your stance on incest shipping isnt an automatic “ew thats fucking abhorrent” then you will get these hands

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i’m so in love with domestic sweetness.

cooking dinner with the one you love while they wrap their arms around you. taking quick kiss breaks in between folding fresh laundry. washing each other’s hair in the shower. giggling and rolling around in the fresh sheets you both just finished putting on. dusting while showing off your latest dance moves and having your sweetheart show off their vocals.

it’s so comforting to have someone that you just enjoy making a home with. because chores done with someone you love isn’t such a chore after all.

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when jeff goldblum understands makeup criticisms better than anyone i’ve ever seen defending makeup in the name of self empowerment all in a stupid over/under interview

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scottish twitter strikes again

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me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

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Sandra Oh in The Princess Diaries (2001)