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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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if you cling to self hatred and self destruction because it feels safer to suffer at your own hand than at others', or in the hopes that as long as you hurt yourself enough it will either feel less painful in comparison when another does as well or they may spare you altogether should they see your preexisting wounds; understand that: there is nothing inherently protective or redemptive about shame or self punishment. if you want safety it will not come from inflicting damage on yourself, and if you are to be met with compassion and love it will require less shielding, not more

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*batting eyelashes coquettishly* unhand me

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They got an alleged killer of 1 guy in fucking time prison with all the kings horses and all the kings men gaurding him and dudes with rifles pointed at him as if he has super strength and can fly away but a school shooter gets arrested and they take him out for burger king

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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

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my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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Anya Mouthwashing

In the back of my mind, it's always there.

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rings on my fingers, a brand on my throat:

‘martober tweleventh, world’s border control’

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So... $-500 and Jobless

As stated, I'm in a really bad spot right now and I really need help. I've gotten into negative due to rent being taken and waiting on Unemployment.

I'm kind of begging for help at this point and would appreciate anything!

I do commissions and I'm currently selling characters on Toyhou.se!

https://toyhou.se/SamuraiJack/characters/folder:1214327

Please donate anything if you can or reblog this!

Pbandjrc@gmail.com is my PayPal and $PBrewer02 is my Cashapp

Thank you for reading this and I'm sorry to ask for this.

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envy lust

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Uh oh! Seems like someone is turning a personal discomfort issues into a other peoples morality issues!