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Yeah I’m having trouble buying into this narrative that Todays Youth have a unique problem with reading literature or writing essays considering that it fits more into a reoccurring pattern of “people getting older start regurgitating cliches about lazy stupid youth” which historically speaking is more of a thing than “all of a sudden a whole generation became very stupid and refused to engage in intellectual activities” which is not so much a thing that actually happens

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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

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the progressiveness leaving a leftist body when you tell them that disabled people should have sexual rights/have sex, homeless people deserve human rights and autonomy, corporate pride does nothing but bank off the work of queer people while sanitizing them, hrt should be accessible to everyone, and yes I mean *"EVERYONE**

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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categories of candy

Meat candy

lightning candy

engaging candy

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There once was a doctor named Freud

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when your design for a character fits with the fanon design: hah...yes...great minds think alike and we, indeed, are great minds. the weak have been weeded out and discarded like chaff until all that remains are the brightest. majority rules for a reason, and all must bend before us.

when your design for a character doesn't fit with the fanon design: who shall stand up to the violent oppressors....only i, the underdog....i, the beaten-down...i, the free-thinker. only i may press back against the weak-willed mediocrity of the masses and prove to them their ineptitude.

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CACKLING at this malapropism

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême

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It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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you know it's funny the same thing happened to a few friends of mine

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“Before proceeding further, the Court notes that this case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who have together delivered some of the most amateurish pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise but one plausible explanation. Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting task of deciphering their submissions. With Big Chief tablet readied, thick black pencil in hand, and a devil-may-care, laugh-in-the-face-of-death, life-on-the-razor’s-edge sense of exhilaration, the Court begins.”

— Bradshaw v. Unity Marine Corp., Inc., 147 F. Supp. 2d 668 (S.D. Tex. 2001)

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ok hear me out, this thing, but I use it to hold a hotdog and some apple juice :>