samonrye

[samonrye]

I don't want anyone to know about it. I don’t want anyone to remember it. I want it gone.

Don’t want everyone to know about your Fila sweatshirt habit? 

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Today I had to wash my clothes, which resulted in me trying on some of my old high school stuff. I could probably pull off the sweaters with certain crowds, but other than that, I am considering burning all of it. Mostly all the logos.

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Yeah, I’m very consistent. Was tonight as eventful as the last, Madame DJ?

Now that’s definitely like old times. You, just rolling with things. Another late night, then? 

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Of course you are. And that somehow makes me okay with it.

I’m pretty proud of that. 

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Only you.

Someone else giving you a hard time, or do I still hold the title? 

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It definitely is, around these parts at least.

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Now that’s just harsh, MJ.

Actually that’s par for the course.

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Sorry to disappoint.

I’m not riled up. Sure, there’s some side-eye happening but I’m not telling you to square up or anything. I just figured you’d have something better than short jokes. Feels cheap. 

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No need to feel proud of true statements. But I didn’t mean to rile you up. I can practically see the snarl on your face.

You feel proud of yourself for that one? All of this is a mess. 

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You’re right. High Road Jones, that’s what they’ll call you.

And there’s nothing wrong with being short. We just see the world from different angles.

That’s even worse. I didn’t come here for wisecracks about my height. Not when I graciously left your big forehead out of the conversation. 

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If you’re talking about the “little,” that was purely based on your physical status.

Bullshit. Don’t try to play me, or my nerd status. 

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It’s unassuming as long as I keep up steady interaction with little ass nerds. That’d be you, by the way.

Does your legion of Sam-inals know you’re still a big ass nerd? I’d hate to think I’m spilling top secret information. 

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I’ve just spent too long studying this planet to flush it all down the toilet by being reckless.

...haha.

Still is, so you do that.  ‘Joking’. Right…wink-wink, nudge. Gotta keep it 100 and human for the fans. I see how it is. 

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Or it was once. But there’s a lot I can do with aliens, so I’m gonna keep that in mind. I’ve effectively fooled humans into thinking I’m one of their kind already though, so for future reference this is all a joke. I’m joking.

I can’t see them coming in handy, in my line of work. You would have done better with the aliens. X-Files talk was always a hit. 

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I think I get the gist of what you’re saying. Luckily being bad at robot metaphors won’t be a detriment to your resume. Too bad I didn’t pull out the alien ones.

Maybe you need a hardware upgrade. Or something. Robot metaphors…yikes. 

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When I am in the mood, I’ll hit you up for recommendations. And you’re right. Grown up Sam still gets tired of crowds. The robot switch has been on ON for a good couple weeks. Rebooting. 

Understandable. Invitation’s still there. It’s not an every night kind of thing, and I’m sure it’s the kind of environment you’re trying to chill on, anyway. 

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I mean, I know insomnia’s not a load of fun, but I’m not really trying to do all of that. I’m okay with tv, working out or the occasional late night person. Not that I don’t love a good show.

Late night person sounds just as dirty, though. Well if you’re wide awake or whatever, you could always head into the city and catch a show or something.