Hey there! Sammy, they/them. I have been a homestuck since 2012, and DirkJohn has my heart! My main blog is benevolent-deity so don’t be surprised if you see that name in your notifs :)))
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violent J's girlfriend made him soper slime pie. No this is not a joke
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Shit man, this godtier war is fucked. I just saw a guy raise his hand to the sky and say "TALLY HO" or some similar shit, and every one around him vaporized, had their skeletons crumble to dust and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is wielding an assault rifle and an energy sword from halo. I think I just heard "ancestral awakening" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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my friend conjured this idea up and i was moved enough to draw it.
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does no one else remember the scene in homestuck where nepeta and equius kill gamzee?
it happened right after [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d. why does no one talk about it?
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I’m back hi. idk what to post since I haven’t had much time to draw but these are some stupid doodles born from a convo I had with my friend a while back about how funny it would be if thirteen-year-old dirk and pre-sburb jade met on her island.
they’d get along terrifyingly well
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they could never make me hate you, homestuck girls
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@getskrunk I’m not leaving this in the tags beautiful addition and you’re CORRECT
I Iike the thought that Dirk is weird about flirting with others because he doesn’t know when he’s being flirted with either. Like, John tries for weeks to make it obvious that he likes Dirk, and Dirk is just. Not picking up what he’s putting down. Because his brains like “I’m over analyzing it he wouldn’t like me like that”. And John gets so frustrated that he resorts to speaking Dirks language.
So he kabudons Dirk. And it’s only THEN that Dirk is like “OH HE LIKES ME”
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Making Found Footage Pride Flags to scare the TERFs and bigots!!
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