saltyoaktree
saltyoaktree
don't expect consistency from me or my blog
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she/her but idc • lesbian • brazilian 🇧🇷 • my the witcher sideblog: @afamiliarpealoflaughter
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saltyoaktree · 47 minutes ago
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During my move, I broke a clay pot. I decided to engrave frames on it.
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saltyoaktree · 4 hours ago
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THE BETHS ⌁ Metal
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saltyoaktree · 4 hours ago
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i like when they bicker :)
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saltyoaktree · 5 hours ago
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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me
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saltyoaktree · 7 hours ago
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flags that have the place's outline on them are so funny to me its like walking around wearing a shirt with your face on it
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saltyoaktree · 23 hours ago
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saltyoaktree · 1 day ago
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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.
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saltyoaktree · 2 days ago
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Currently watching house MD with my mum and she’s been shipping house with every woman who appears in the show (season 1) so far and after they’ve all failed I was quietly like “well there’s always Wilson..” and she just sighed and went “it’s going to have to be Wilson at this point” and I think that sums up their relationship pretty well
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saltyoaktree · 2 days ago
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saltyoaktree · 3 days ago
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saltyoaktree · 4 days ago
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me when i was previously the prince of shame and secrets but then i change my mind
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saltyoaktree · 4 days ago
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okay the event was AWESOME
why did I sign up for an extracurricular event that has me waking up at 6am on a saturday
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saltyoaktree · 4 days ago
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I find Crystal and Charles' relationship super interesting (relationship in general, I'm not really talking about shipping here).
Because on one hand-- she IS noticing things Edwin let go unspoken, and Charles DOES have some deep seated anger and grief.
But on the other hand, she is ABSOLUTELY projecting her own issues and traumas with violent men onto Charles. Like, he has some anger he hasn't dealt with, for sure, but he doesn't have Anger Issues in the way she claims. We never once see him him angrier than a situation calls for, in my opinion.
In the Devlin house, he's seeing a man brutally murder a woman and children. I ALSO would have tried to intervene.
With the Night Nurse, she had just mentally tortured both Charles and Crystal, and was threatening to essentially send Edwin back to Hell. Again, I for sure would have murdered her.
Charles is a generally fairly emotional guy, and extremely protective. But I truly don't think he has severe rage issues the way Crystal consistently insinuates, I think he has some unresolved issues and they trigger HER issues and she ends up projecting a lot.
Their friendship is fascinating to me because she's in this weird place of being both right and wrong when it comes to him, and giving a weird mixture of helpful and unhelpful advice.
And HE'S in this weird place of pinning a lot of his unresolved issues with being dead so young onto HER. As much as his death is better than his life was in many ways, as much as he's happy with Edwin and wouldn't change it-- he still died way too young and struggles with that in a way Edwin doesn't (Hell has a way of granting perspective, I think). And here's this living girl who can see him and can remind him what it's like to be alive and have a taste of what he might've done-- flirt and date and have a girlfriend.
So here are these two people who are genuinely friends, genuinely care about each other, and are partially right about each other-- while also being kind of hilariously wrong and projecting their own issues without realising.
Idk I don't think this makes a lot of sense I've just been thinking while bored at work and now I'm word-vomiting
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saltyoaktree · 4 days ago
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why did I sign up for an extracurricular event that has me waking up at 6am on a saturday
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saltyoaktree · 5 days ago
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At least the comments pass the vibe check
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saltyoaktree · 5 days ago
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saltyoaktree · 5 days ago
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it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf
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