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you know funniest part of the hirohiko araki meets a fujoshi article is towards the end he seems to be slowly losing grip on reality and is desperately searching for something solid to cling onto and is like surely surely nobody is making yaoi about the seven samurai right thats a homoeroticism free place and the fujoshi is like :) no its easily yaoifiable in fact im yaoifying it as we speak and laughing at him and hes like oh ok... um the magnificent seven too??? and shes like oh well of course and then he makes the fatal error in his haste and fear trying to identify a yaoi free shore to lay down his anchor asks if slam dunk has yaoi about it and then she can really drive in the killing blow laughing and saying oh please everyone knows theres yaoi about slam dunk were u raised under a rock and he then asks in a really tiny small voice does this mean people ship real baseball players too and shes like oh well of course... truly a masterclass in slowly stripping away the veil before his eyes and awakening a man in denial to the vital yaoi cords linking all media the unspoken pulsing beating heart of storytelling

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Atributes that make me a good worker? Well I have an elaborate fantasy where I have an already fragile effeminate friend around and we’re drinking fuckin dr peppers and eatin pop corn and watching the movie step brothers and he laughs so hard he pisses himself and he’s soooo embarrassed so we look for some clothes while his are in the wash and he can only fit into an old pair of girls pajamas and then we’ve already had a couple of beers at this point and we start to get hazy and snuggly on the sofa and oh I’ve got the job? Fucjing nice dude I am absolute going to slack off the whole time lol

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woman who has read 100 manga: Berserk is truly a testament to what manga can achieve as an artform. Drawing influence from an eclectic array of sources spanning from the works of Riyoko Ikeda, to various mythologies, to the world of contemporary western film, to countless other works of art and fiction, the world Miura has created cannot be described as anything short of sublime.

woman who has read 1000 manga: have you guys read My Hardass 45 Year Old Boss Is Secretly A Masochist With a Cute Side

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amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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it's kind of a shame that the 10-year long "urobuchi said in an interview that madoka was actually about how young girls are literally terrorists who will be destroyed for their hubris" -> "he really did not say that" telephone game has largely buried any retrospective appreciation of how kind of funny it was that urobuchi did just start rapid-firing his thoughts on american imperialism and its relationship to the motivations behind acts of terrorism and nuclear energy and the y2k panic, which is admittedly all ultimately in service of expressing some pretty normal ideas, while the interviewer barely manages to keep the entire thing on-topic.

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Stalin catching onto my sim family’s recent massive increase in wealth

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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The Mandela Effect makes me so angry because it's so stupid but it also reflects the way some people in the first world see the rest of the world. Nelson Mandela was not like, some actor, he was one of the greatest political leaders of the 20th century, the father of the modern nation of South Africa, a key if not the key person to bring down apartheid which was one of the greatest crimes against humanity of the century. A South Africa and indeed a world without Nelson Mandela would be very different, we're talking about 58 million people who would still live under an oppressive racist regime or a devastating civil war; this was all avoided thanks to the tireless effort of Mandela and others to create modern South Africa. If you ever picked up a newspaper or watched the news or watched the 2010 World Cup, you MUST have at least heard of him.

And then some dumb pseudoscience "paranormal researcher" doesn't remember him and says that's proof of parallel dimensions and the whole internet takes it as a meme, and the other examples, together with a political leader spoken about in the same tone as Ghandi or Martin Luther King, are a children's book and Pikachu's tail. Just say you're a fucking dumbass who lives in a bubble and doesn't pay any attention to the world around you, it would be less embarrassing. Fucking hell.

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yellow pikmin are my favorite

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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i hope your fave media gets put on the "does it like women?" poll and gets torn to shreds

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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman