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what's better than one pair of Timberlands? TWO PAIRS OF TIMBERLANDS I AM A MAN WITH TWO PAIRS OF TIMBERLANDS
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me: took a sleeping pill body: only 4 hours, coming right up
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want a tarot read? ASK ME. i'd be happy to do a read for you <3
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once i read the entirety of the DSM-5 and figure out everything that's wrong with me it's over for all of you
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nothing at hobby lobby can be saved it has already been baptized before ever being put on the shelf
#you can't give a good home to the shelf#it's already too far gone#the sky daddy needs that shelf for his stack of books he's kept next to his throne for the last THOUSAND YEARS
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was the "scary witch" to a bunch of kids i didn't know today at the trampoline park i think i just became a core memory
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sometimes all you need is a good playlist that makes you want to get in your car and drive to somewhere. anywhere. my playlist is called "From Cornfields To Sea Sands"
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I WANNA BE A MR. DARCY
#even though i had to have my anglophile friend explain the politics to me every 10 minutes#i loved the story#pride and prejudice#pride & prejudice#p&p
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planning a marriage 5 minutes into meeting me is the way to my heart
it'll be a fall wedding, the colors are light blue and cream, and baby got back will play right after golden hour. the first dance song will be tale as old as time
tumblr, you're invited
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woof.
is it a cute puppo or a bdsm scene?
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in Glee, why does every other competitor only get one song, when the glee club gets like 3?
dunno doesn't seem like a fair fight. and they don't even always win either
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i love talking to guys while listening to my decidedly anti-guy spotify playlist
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Q: What's the most beautiful messes you know about? A: My friends
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dating me is like having a wild venomous snake for a pet i will not expand on this
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