hypatias-wisdom
Words of Wisdom
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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what's better than one pair of Timberlands? TWO PAIRS OF TIMBERLANDS I AM A MAN WITH TWO PAIRS OF TIMBERLANDS
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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me: took a sleeping pill body: only 4 hours, coming right up
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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Can relate.
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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want a tarot read? ASK ME. i'd be happy to do a read for you <3
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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once i read the entirety of the DSM-5 and figure out everything that's wrong with me it's over for all of you
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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nothing at hobby lobby can be saved it has already been baptized before ever being put on the shelf
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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was the "scary witch" to a bunch of kids i didn't know today at the trampoline park i think i just became a core memory
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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sometimes all you need is a good playlist that makes you want to get in your car and drive to somewhere. anywhere. my playlist is called "From Cornfields To Sea Sands"
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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I WANNA BE A MR. DARCY
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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planning a marriage 5 minutes into meeting me is the way to my heart
it'll be a fall wedding, the colors are light blue and cream, and baby got back will play right after golden hour. the first dance song will be tale as old as time
tumblr, you're invited
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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woof.
is it a cute puppo or a bdsm scene?
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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in Glee, why does every other competitor only get one song, when the glee club gets like 3?
dunno doesn't seem like a fair fight. and they don't even always win either
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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i love talking to guys while listening to my decidedly anti-guy spotify playlist
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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Q: What's the most beautiful messes you know about? A: My friends
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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Drugs?
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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dating me is like having a wild venomous snake for a pet i will not expand on this
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hypatias-wisdom · 1 year ago
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Getting married in a Dutch Bros. parking lot
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