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Interviewer: Hello everyone at home! This is new skateboarding sensation Bam Margera, now Bam, how does it feel to be the hottest new skater on MTV.

Bam: It’s wild. The fact that all of this started because of some haggard stunts is just insane to me. 

I: What inspired you to do the idiotic stunts you do?

B: Man... I’m not really sure. I mean my friends and I grew up in a suburb of Philadelphia and there wasn’t much to do. So we started skating and pulling f*$#ed up pranks to pass time. I got a call from Big Brother and MTV asking if we wanted to be in their show and we said yeah.

I: I’m sure you get asked this a lot, but how many girls love the bad boy image you have?

B: Well, probably, a lot. Like I’d go into a bar or somethin’ and like six girls will ask for my number. And it’s crazy because now 12 girls will come up and ask now that I’m on TV. I have a girlfriend named Jenn back home so I can’t do anything with these chicks but it’s like a big ego boost.

I: It must be a huge ego boost! Now what’s been your favorite stunt so far?

B: Ooh, definitely the Sweaty Fat F*$#s skit. It’s still so damn funny watching me, Tony, and Mat skate around in fat suits. It was such a pain in the a*$ to film but that footage is f*$#ing fantastic. I think it’s gonna crack me up every time.

I: Thanks for your time Bam!

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Interviewer: Hey, Steve-o! How are you man?

Steve-o: I’m f*$#ing great!

I: Good to hear, good to hear. So I’ve got some questions for you tonight. What made you want to be a part of the Jackass crew?

S: Probably cause I’m really f*$#ing dumb. It’s also kinda fun, like I’ve got these chicks and dudes who are all into doing the same dumb s*$# I do. It’s really dope having these people who are willing to hear out my stunts and s*$#.

I: So how many more girls do you get after becoming a big movie star?

S: Man, I get so much p*$#y it’s crazy. It’s really funny cause my d*$# isn’t even that big, like I am all balls. But hey women are great, especially now that I’m a b-list celebrity. 

I: That’s what I like to hear Steve-o. What stunt was your favorite to be in?

S: Oh when I puked up that fish. He was inside me. Not a lot of people can say that they were inside of me. I went through some s*$# with that fish, we’re buddies. I also liked this one bit that didn’t make the cut. Basically I laid on a skateboard and Knoxville would push me into different people, it was so funny but we didn’t get much material from it.

I: Well hopefully we can see that stunt one day. Now before I let you go, tell me your top three songs.

S: I don’t know. Really any rap, I’m really into rap right now.

I: Thank you, enjoy your night Steve-o.

S: No thank you dude!

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Interviewer: Here’s a special sneak peek into the lives of the stars of the new hit show Jackass. I have Jersey Hall with me right now, It’s nice to meet you Jersey. So what made you join Jackass? Fame? Men?

J: Oh no no! I was a part of the whole CKY skater videos, we would just film the dumbest stuff. Our whole West Chester tribe I mean. So when Bam got a call from Big Brother and MTV that Jackass was happening my boyfriend [Ryan Dunn] and I saw the opportunity and kinda, well, took it. Not that I’m complaining! I love doing stunts, god, they’re so f*$#ing fun. Can I say f*$#?

I: So you and Ryan are like a package deal, I’m assuming?

J: Hell yes. Ryan and I have been dating since I was 15 and he was 16. We’ve been together for eight f*$#ing years now. And you can’t leave Bam out of this. Poor guy has been our third wheel forever!

I: Now that’s some commitment. What is the best stunt you’ve ever done?

J: I’d probably say... huh, that one is tough. I really enjoyed the “idiot launch”, basically I was unsuccessfully catapulted into a disgusting creek. It was totally haggard. Jeff almost blew chunks because I smelled like s*#t after that. Bam’s mom wouldn’t even let me into the house it was that gnarly.

I: I bet you smelled rank. Now before you go, give me your top three songs right now.

J: Uh... The Background by Third Eye Blind... hm  No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age and um Would? by Alice in Chains, I’m kind of on an Alice in Chains kick at the moment.

I: Thanks Jersey, have a great night!

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Masterlist:

Cast Intros

Jersey Hall

Steve-o

Bam Margera

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