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if you're an outie in the severance universe and you're a smoker does that mean your innie is just constantly on edge and miserable and craving something they can't even put a name to because they've never experienced it? if you drink too much on a weeknight does your innie just have to suffer the headache and nausea of a hangover without knowing where it came from?? if you have tattoos on parts of your body that are always covered by the lumon dress code, does your innie just walk around not knowing about them? what do you do if you get a hickey?? do you think any innies have ever gotten naked in the bathroom just to see the entirety of the body that they're not allowed to own???

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bamboozlers as team rocket?

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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

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thinking about destiel and their relationship with their fathers in law is really funny to me because john winchester would absolutely HATE cas' presence and importance in his son's life meanwhile chuck is obsessed with dean in a very twisted way

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BAM! BAMPIRES for my au. I'm making my own au "Cruel cruel world" ccwau for short. Honestly, I'm treating it more like dress to impress. The outfits are not definete, what fun would that be

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GoodtimesWithScar serving looks while his client Mumbo Jumbo will be serving 5-10 years in Hermitcraft prison

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the bad boys

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when i'm in a loving my wife competition but my opponent is joel smallishbeans

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Ok but s16 Dean giving s6 Cas a kiss on the neck out of habit (you cannot tell me he wouldn’t) and s6 Cas being like ‘wtf is he dying is he cursed what just happened I need to help him’ (in s6 cas language) so he gets all worried which worries Dean and ajfitbdisksbdilene… I’m sorry my brain is like this

Also I’m living for every installment of this au, I’m like a fax machine begging for paper (wth is wrong with me)

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Thank you so much! Glad you like my AU and as hilarious as that is... Consider:

Part 7 of "Back the Future" AU

Dean has some habits in the future that he just can't help

and Castiel is NOT ready for how touchy-feely-affectionate Dean is, especially towards him.

A part of him wants to run away and avoid the issue

A part of him is concern about what happens in the future that makes Dean so... soft

and a repressed part of him kinda enjoys the attention... he's not allowed to think of it further. The ring on Dean's finger signifies he is a married man. Perhaps Dean and him become closer as friends in the future? Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part4 || Part5 || Part6 || Part7

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for tonight's performance, get it up for ariana griande and sabrina scarpenter

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Your back to the future AU is my favorite thing on the internet!!!!!! I love it so much!!!! They are so sweet and funny. I love your art work and style! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ How do you think s6 Dean would react to seeing s16 Cas in a cowboy hat?

Probably like this:

Part 6 of "Back the Future" AU

Castiel continues to be very very vague about who his husband is (spoiler: it's S16 Dean) and is trying so hard not to just outright laugh in Dean's face

Meanwhile, Dean is questioning a lot of things about himself. He doesn't think he can last any longer in the future, and he's no closer to figuring out where he's future self is (spoiler: S16 Dean is in the past)

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part4 || Part5 || Part6

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Can’t help but think abt how super ultra mega fine S6 Dean probably thinks S16 Cas looks. he is sleeping in that guest bedroom with a RAGING and possibly guilt-ridden boner so much 🤣

I mean, can you blame him?

Part 5 of "Back to the Future" AU

Turns out, Dean is gonna be stuck in the future for longer than he expected. He thought it was hard when no one would give him answers to what happens in the future ... that wasn't the only thing hard Especially because S16 Castiel is doing it on purpose

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part4 || Part5

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a tfw xmas!

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reblog this for good luck

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Y’all get the silly podcast men in your stockings this year <3