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can you explain why sal has cramps? (Im so sorry Im just confused and cant find an explanation T~T

Sal has something known as ukeism. So similar to women but less frequent, sal has cramps)

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I'm back people

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So, what is your least favorite sally face ship? (Besides illegal ones ha) mine is tbh salvis

any ship that makes todd straight)

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BROOO I remember binging this account in December 2019

I'm sorry I just don't have a lot of asks I can use to progress)

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is anyone there afraid of cartoon cat? just had a nightmare about it and I know it didn't exist back then so- 

my ask box isnt closed

please stop submitting these

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hello, I just wanted to say hello so goodbye and remember Travis's birthday-

buddy my ask box isnt closed Im just busy and a little burned out at the moment

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Sorry about being inactive

One I have no asks I work with since they are all how's everyone doing asks

Two. I've lost two of my grandparents

Hopefully when things get less shit I will return

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Hello Henry, how do you feel about being married to Lisa now?

He's not)

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Happy birthday to me

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Dear Sal and Larry, how do you keep life rolling when in a tough spot? any advice you can give me?

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What happens if sally drinks some coffee and gets high on caffeine?

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aw are we upsetting u sal? i guess some of us dont know what else to ask you. so any holiday plans?

todd: and i think Neil’s going to his grandparents’ house for easter otherwise no

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Well at least she seems glad epi isn't actually dead, that counts for something.

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Heyyy Sally and Larry how’s life

larry: His cramps REALLY suck dudes

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Does anyone know what they wanna do after highschool?

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Howdy

(note Travis is still in an abusive home)

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how's everyone?

epi: so not the best