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being shy in ur late 20s is so EMBARASSINGGG I wish I could be cured

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Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

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If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

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Baby otter first time in the water

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My left arm is numb. Is that normal?

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living with your parents isn’t free because the price you pay is your mental stability and happiness

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lost // bring me the horizon

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

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so funny how mikey's death in the ghost of you mv affected his development in the band's aesthetic through the years. like yeah mikey of course you get a badge of honor with your black parade uniform. you died in action. yeah you can't look old like us at wwwy. in fact you're gonna be a vampire. because you died at war in 2005. obviously

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I’m so fucking sick of people calling Ray the “normal” one in mcr. He’s so far from normal. Not only is he just as weird and strange as the others, but he may actually be worse, he’s the definition of balls to the wall. Like, do you know the type of person you have to be to be best friends with Gerard Way for over two decades? And to know them so well its like you’re an extension of their creative process? To be able to make those weird little dream in his head a reality? Do you know how absolutely off kilter your brain has to be? Ray wrote the instrumentation for the Breakfast Monkey pilot. He loves wrestling so much, there’s a decent chance you can watch an old WWE match and see him in the crowd losing his mind. He used to carry a little spider man action figure in his pocket all the time. He learned how to play guitar by ear, by listening to his favorites and then mashing the lead and rhythm guitar parts together, that’s why he plays Like That now. He has a degree in film, and wrote and filmed a short where a guy is obsessed with eggs and goes insane when he can’t open the last one in his dozen. He wrote mama on a dare. A dare. Like, hello!?!?!

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Mcr is so funny bc it's like what if you took essentially the greatest guitarist of the 21st century who is a weird film major, the self appointed reincarnation of Joan of Arc if Joan of Arc was like. really into batman, a scene queen who looks like he's being puppeted around by the ghost of a dead Victorian child with a hunger for britpop, and the guy who showed up to every single one of their gigs until they just forgot he wasn't in the band and also couldnt go a day without maiming himself or someone else. And then what if they made some of the most gut wrenching gorgeous music I've ever heard in my life

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The levels of taking the piss after months (and longer) of telling people they’re not interested in reliving anything (certainly not “their glory days”) at a festival called When We Were Young.