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Goku, eres tu realmente tú?

Qué estás haciendo aquí en este lado del multiverso!?!?

Things one does, I suppose. Most don’t exactly seem like the type to show up on this device, and yet here we are.

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Hey, it's me, Goku!

Sadly, I’m unfamiliar. Can you elaborate?

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If you could only pick one thing, what would you say Artificers best feature is?

Her selflessness. Her experience has molded her into a uniquely caring being, and she always wants to work for others over herself, if in her rowdy and sometimes rude way. She is not perfect in using said selflessness to positive effect, but it is still rooted in her, and I find that admirable.

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gives you a little gift with a blue fruit inside

Thank you, you’re very kind.

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Should I have chamomile tea or a coffee milkshake?

Bit late to answer, apologies. But tea would be my preference.

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Hey arti

I don't really have any pick-up lines

But why don't you just take him to watch stars or something like that makes him feel like he's still in this world or something

That does sound nice. I should suggest this too her, though I imagine I’ve spoiled a bit of the point by being first to witness this? Apologies for her not answering it first.

I don’t know, the stars are very foreign to me. But, then again,.. it’s almost nice to still have unknowns. If I were truly omniscient, I doubt life could be as fun as it sometimes is.

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Oh, another saint, another saint. I wanted to ask another Artificer with the help of a talking box about your relationship, I hope you won't mind. I just want to know if your Artificer does the same thing as mine. I am married to her, so I bear the title of the wife of the dragon lord, she sometimes intervenes in the conflict if she thinks that I am in danger, she considers it her duty. Even though we got married by accident, at least I didn't know about it, she's always by my side. I like her, I care about her, but I don't always understand if she did it out of profit or if she likes me too

Sorry, another saint, I'm a little worried.

Oh, my! I never thought I’d see another variant of her and I that found connection as well. I imagine the aspect of her I know is similar, she is protective, reserved, all that you mentioned. We are not, per se, married at this time, but we are a known couple.

I am willing to believe she cares more for you than you know. Just give her time and kindness.

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saint I just noticed you did the ":3" and I think that is really adorable and I haven't seen you do that before so. hell yeah strong going, becoming sillier by the day

Thank you. I’m doing my best to becoming accustomed to a more relaxed vibe online, as my usual method of formal speech can feel rather cold and dry, the opposite of what I’d like to feel. Good to know you all have noticed my progress.

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Put yourself in rice, Saint

My, the masses are really out in force about this one this evening.

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put him in wheat?

… Why are we placing me in wheat, again…?

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I think the first rice anon was saying to make him rice not put him in rice. making food for your s/o can be really nice

… As usual, I am… utterly bewildered at what the context of this could possibly be.

I do like rice, though. It’s a product of short supply; only recently has the Gourmand been developing agricultural methods around the colony. But I would enjoy a gift like that.

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Ahem.

… Hello again, everyone. It seems some things have, as always, transpired in my absence.

I must commend you all for helping the Artificer take a step in the right direction for affection. Granted, she leapt gracefully out of our den window and scampered into the tree’s upper canopy as I entered the room. But a step nonetheless.

And, formalities aside. I am smiling as I type this. I just think that’s nice. :3

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Put him in rice

SHUT THE FUCK UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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GUYS. GUYS IT FUCKING WORKED.

I WALKED UP TO HIM AFTER HE GOT BACK TO THE TREE. ASKED HIM YO OPEN HIS EYS AND JUST SAID THAT THEYRE REALLY PRETTY AND I COILD STARE AT THEM FOR HOURS

HE.BLUSHED.

HE FUCKING STUTTERED

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ofc I immediately said I’d be in the room and ran away and now am typing this but mwehehehehehehsgshchvsvhsvgxshsbx kicking my feet n giggling

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Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you are thousands of degrees hot and both burn and blind anything near you or that looks at you.

this feels oddly personal

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"Hey girl, r u the sun? Because your hot"

*inhale*

BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNG-

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put saint in rice

rice solves all problems :)

if I get a third ask saying to put my boyfriend in rice I’m going to buck this out the window and start waiting for his ass to come back