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Let the Triwizard tournament begin #10pointsforGryffindor #usuhs #hogwartsSchoolofMedicine

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because I totally know the answer

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Stomach Always Loses, Part 4: Food Poisoning

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TIL normal people don't read gum packages

Me: you know how on gum packages it says, "Phenylketonurics: contains phenylalanine" ?

Sister: no.

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Dermatitis, diarrhea, dementia... and death.

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Daily.

When I get a really long email

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I go to school at Hogwarts.

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Calicivirus.

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Don't mess with my head right after my neuro final!

Getting food at the airport... Me: is this the line for Chipotle? Guy: no this is for Chipotle Me: ...that's what I said. Guy: that's what you said? Me: what? Guy: what? Me: ...::stare::... Guy: I'm just messing with you! Me: oh, I thought you had an aphasia.

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Except I get to like, 30

That time in the exam when you count the number of questions you guessed on

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Yesterday we had a lecture and small group activity on communication & leadership.

Professor: "We noticed that within all the small groups the women sat together, when statistically they should have been incorporated with the men, why didn't they incorporate themselves?"

Student: "Why does it have to be the women who didn't incorporate with the men?  Why not the men who didn't incorporate with the women?"

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New appliances are really exciting.

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How NBME Questions are written

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This was today

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ABOUT MY WEEKEND PLANS

Throwback Thursday! Brought to you by March 20, 2013!

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"Jarvik is one of my best friends, but I don't particularly like him" -Dr. William DeVries, first artificial heart surgeon on its inventor

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dat GFR

Me trying to make it through this week