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propriety and respect in f1 is all very good and fun to think about in principle but then u remember that the literal ex president of the fia took part in sado-masochistic orgies that were allegedly nazi themed. and parodied 'holocaust horror'........ and the max mosley only ever disputed the nazi theme. like fellas I think we have bigger things than swearing to be worried about in tarnishing the image of the sport 👍

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this edit of red bull to the succession intro is making the rounds on twitter and god it's SO good it's making my hands shake.

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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sorry for the rant but if you're shaming kelly for having multiple children or for somehow baby trapping max when he's made it clear multiple times that he wants to have a family and has been consciously trying, take a good hard look in the mirror bc that is pure misogyny. idgaf about the delusional justifications you've made up in your mind. I am so tired of people demonizing the women in their favourite male celebrity's life bc you can't handle the fact that your chosen blorbo is an automous human being who is capable of making decisions that you don't agree with! do you realize how infantilising that actually is. are u incapable of realise that people have nuance and that is what makes them human and Real and I think that is sm more valuable that a agency-less husk of a person who doesn't really exist

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george should get pregnant too, i mean if he really wants to win the fight

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cycling between genuine happiness and joy for Max and also sheer dread. part of me is just like. idgaf abt the kid what about Me and My enjoyment of the sport

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also just because he's having a kid doesn't mean he will retire. he did say less than a week ago that he believes they'll be competitive in 2025 and he still enjoys the sport and wants to keep going for a while longer. seb, kimi, checo, kevin, nico, all raced even after they had children. let's not increase the urge to go into panic mode, verstappies.

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q: are you excited to become a dad?

max: yeah, i mean im already a kind of a bonus dad but im still very excited !

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oh to be lando norris this week. no title challenge scrutiny, the f1 news cycle might still be a hot dumpsterfire but it's finallly not about him, his two colleagues are beefing so hard that he's going to be able to farm gossip from it for years. he's just. basically sipping wine while the world burns around him. and i think that's the funniest thing ever. hope he's having fun x

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carlos after hearing max ask george how ben sulayem’s dick tastes: 😦

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Max calling George a fake PR bitch | Qatar 2024

video and translation via @scuderiafemboy

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I ALWAYS LOVED THE WAY THEY DIVORCED!!

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this is the funniest way we cld have gotten a ver-lec-pia podium

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i actually think checo might be doing a long form performance art piece about the insidious grip that corporate sponsorship has on the integrity of sports.

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This track is so bad, please why is this on the calendar. It doesn't produce good racing, what's the point? It just means boring races and trouble unrelated to the actual driving.

We could have the South Africa GP or India GP or any other track the fans actually want, but we get this. . .

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what should happen after the race