saff-rons
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saff-rons · 8 days ago
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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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sorry for the rant but if you're shaming kelly for having multiple children or for somehow baby trapping max when he's made it clear multiple times that he wants to have a family and has been consciously trying, take a good hard look in the mirror bc that is pure misogyny. idgaf about the delusional justifications you've made up in your mind. I am so tired of people demonizing the women in their favourite male celebrity's life bc you can't handle the fact that your chosen blorbo is an automous human being who is capable of making decisions that you don't agree with! do you realize how infantilising that actually is. are u incapable of realise that people have nuance and that is what makes them human and Real and I think that is sm more valuable that a agency-less husk of a person who doesn't really exist
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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george should get pregnant too, i mean if he really wants to win the fight
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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cycling between genuine happiness and joy for Max and also sheer dread. part of me is just like. idgaf abt the kid what about Me and My enjoyment of the sport
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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also just because he's having a kid doesn't mean he will retire. he did say less than a week ago that he believes they'll be competitive in 2025 and he still enjoys the sport and wants to keep going for a while longer. seb, kimi, checo, kevin, nico, all raced even after they had children. let's not increase the urge to go into panic mode, verstappies.
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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q: are you excited to become a dad?
max: yeah, i mean im already a kind of a bonus dad but im still very excited !
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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saff-rons · 21 days ago
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oh to be lando norris this week. no title challenge scrutiny, the f1 news cycle might still be a hot dumpsterfire but it's finallly not about him, his two colleagues are beefing so hard that he's going to be able to farm gossip from it for years. he's just. basically sipping wine while the world burns around him. and i think that's the funniest thing ever. hope he's having fun x
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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carlos after hearing max ask george how ben sulayem’s dick tastes: 😦
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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Max calling George a fake PR bitch | Qatar 2024
video and translation via @scuderiafemboy
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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I ALWAYS LOVED THE WAY THEY DIVORCED!!
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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this is the funniest way we cld have gotten a ver-lec-pia podium
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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its like the stewards just want to dust off their old penalties and try them out for a spin. just for fun.
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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i actually think checo might be doing a long form performance art piece about the insidious grip that corporate sponsorship has on the integrity of sports.
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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This track is so bad, please why is this on the calendar. It doesn't produce good racing, what's the point? It just means boring races and trouble unrelated to the actual driving.
We could have the South Africa GP or India GP or any other track the fans actually want, but we get this. . .
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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what should happen after the race
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saff-rons · 26 days ago
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fia has been so ridiculous both on and off track lately
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