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Paris Hilton cries after getting denied entry to Bungalow 8, September 2006
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when the caffeine wears off and suddenly you’re lying face down on your bed like a dried apricot with zero sense of space or time
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what height are u
tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha
short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week
truest thing I've ever seen
did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget
who selling wet hit my DM
i really miss my dad
who gay clik like
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me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol
dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!
me:
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I come back to this blog like once a month and it always makes me emo how so many people (including me) have left this website and I’ve lost contact with a lot of the people I used to be friends with bc I don’t really use fb or instagram and sometimes I want to start talking again or I’ll see who’s still around but I feel like a stranger, like ‘hi remember me i was that weird sadjt kid who looked like a raccoon’... Idk I miss the good ol�� days of being trash on here and i blame radiohead for this sudden wave of nostalgia
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#i've been screaming about this all day#i miss the 2012 radiohead tumblr days lmao#my dash is so empty now and im never on here either
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sometimes i wonder when i’ll stop using this blog like. am i going to keep it throughout college??? will i still log on to tumblr every day when i’m 24 years old applying for my dream job? ?? am i still going to come here and reblog memes when i am 30 years old with a wife and kid??? will i be in the retirement home, scrollling through my dash?? i dont know
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some people report receiving this in the post today. well, shit.
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hello it feels like a very long time since i’ve used this blog
i feel like a ghost on here lmao but i missed tumblr people hi
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my dad was reading the paper and someone had written in and their name was Alacoque Dash like..... remember back in the day when my url was alacoque-...... someone’s tryna be me, someone’s writing to the herald about pap smears under my good name
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