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he knocked a roast chicken off the kitchen counter so as punishment I put him in a frilly little collar but.. he just seems perfectly content with it 

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what muppet has the best wizard’s temperament?

Gonzo, for obvious reasons.

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Georgia Gerber: A Promise Kept (1999)

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i just watched the lighthouse for the first time why did y'all lie to me he did NOT fuck that old man

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Depression meal 5095

Three slices of bread

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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about chaos

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do not give me the aux . I will make the vibe confusing at best

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster, on account that a bunch of monsters can turn you into a monster by biting you. Vampires, werewolves, zombies. those are the big ones, there are others

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