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maia mitchell by riley taylor

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listen a princess/guard ship where he only became a guard bc they were childhood friends and he knows that the queen would kill her if she got the chance but that means the queen is constantly breathing down their necks and hes forced to pretend like he doesnt love her while shes constantly trying to get him to come back to her and be with her again and secret kisses in hallways and stretches of him ignoring her and angst and fluff and everything please

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ajsjjdndnf is a valid emotion

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People experience horrible things every day, and they still manage to be nice to others. Being an asshole is not something you’re born with or something you become. It’s a choice.

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Emma Mackey by COSTE & BILLY

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holissssss !! todavía me quedan unas semanas más de vacaciones y por fin pude organizar un poco mejor mis tiempos con el trabajo… yendo al grano, si alguien quiere armar algún plotsito puede pinchar el corazón ( ♥ ) y en breve recibirán un mensajito mío para planear algo. 

gracias por leer a esta humilde estúpida, adiós. 

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I want.

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adding “idk” at the end of your opinion : lawful neutral adding “lmao” at the end of your opinion : chaotic evil

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men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

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Lauren Cohan from AMC Networks ‘The Walking Dead’ poses for a portrait in the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Pizza Hut at San Diego 2018 Comic Con at Andaz San Diego on July 20, 2018 in San Diego, California.

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PLOTS BASED ON SHAWN MENDES’ SELF TITLED ALBUM!

Where Were You in the Morning 

 - muse a grew up in a single parent house hold and didn’t really believe in love, they always have flings and shit with people, while muse b always sucked at relationships, but really want one badly. one night muse a and muse b meet at a bar or something like that and instantly hit it off and they just talk about relationships and what they desire in life, a couple drinks later muse b takes muse a home and they end up having sex and the next morning muse a is like holy fuck maybe i actually really do like this person and it scares the fuck out of them, so they get up and leave before muse b wakes up and hints the ‘where were you in the morning, baby, you didn’t leave your number for me, left me without a warning?’ BONUS ! they run into each other again and muse b confronts muse a about the situation and muse a can either tell the truth about how they really feel or tell muse b that it was just a one night stand and anGST or FLUFF? 

Lost In Japan 

 - muse a and muse b met years ago/grew up together and ended up moving across the world from one another because of some sort of reason?? muse a ends up being famous or have tons of money and they kept in contact with muse b and the two of them just have a flirty relationship. then one night muse a is like what if i fly to you and just make the best of your night bc i really want to see you??? and there’s just a bunch of tension and they both know that it’s more than just a friendship. 

Nervous 

 - muse a and muse b goes to the same college and the two met in a cafe on a Sunday. turns out that muse a and muse b has been asking their friends about each other and it makes muse a beyond nervous. muse a gets nervous, stressed out, excited and just feel like an emotional wreck when they’re talking to muse b because they bring out all these feelings muse a never really felt for anyone before??  and just fluff and cuteness pls ! 

Fallin’ All In You 

 - muse a is known as a player while muse b is the type to just be with one person and commit to them. but after a couple wrong relationships muse a and muse b both mutually agreed on a one night stand, however, after continuously going back to the flings they have, muse a realize that muse b brings out a side of them that no one ever brings out of them and they just both fall for each other and want to give each other the best 

Perfectly Wrong 

- muse a and muse b been dating for a while and at first, it was great, a loving wonderful relationship that everyone craves for. however, muse a then realize how ‘perfectly wrong’ muse b is for them and that they were made to break, but they’ve been together for so long to the point where it’s hard to leave them, even though muse b breaks muse a’s heart continuously, however, when muse a and muse b have sex, every problem seems to fade and it’s worth it?? idk, just lots of angsT! 

Mutual 

 - muse a and muse b are coworkers and had been for a while. muse b always found muse a attractive and enjoy flirting with them, but won’t admit it because plot twist muse a is friends with muse b’s sibling. one night muse a sends out a flirty snap to muse b and then they end up flirting with one another, sending pictures and stuff. one night muse a and muse b are closing the store and they end up having sex in the office. after that muse a seem to be distant towards muse b and they’re just confused because muse a told them they want them. so muse b is like i need to know if this is mutual, before i go and get way too involved, i want you bad, can you reciprocate?? 

Because I Had You 

- muse a and muse b been in a long relationship and it was going great until muse a got the news that they have to move away causing them to break up. muse b never really recovered from the relationship, their heart was broken, but seeing muse a on social media and posting about someone else that they can’t be and it seems like muse a is happy, so muse b decided to start dating again. muse b brings their new s/o to all the places muse a and muse b used to go to and muse b realizes that they can’t love the person because muse a would always have a special place in their heart. a couple months later, muse a moves back into town and sees muse b at the special place that muse a and muse b always goes to and fuck does muse a still have feelings and feel jealous??? 

Why

 - muse a and muse b are very close friends all their lives, their friends all joke that they were going to end up together. one night at a party, they ended up confessing their feelings drunkenly to one another and end up making out or having sex. the next morning, they’re both like holy fuck we can’t let anyone know this happened, but after that muse a and muse b haven’t talked about that night, but it’s all that they think about. whenever someone questions muse a and muse b about dating each other, they just brush it off and laugh about it, even tho they want each other, but no one would break first. 

When You’re Ready 

- muse a and muse b are in the same friend group and haven’t been super close, but they were still good friends. muse a always had a thing for muse b, however, muse b is in a relationship. one night at a college party, muse b just stares at muse a from across the room and shyly smiles at them not really sure why muse b finds muse a so enchanting. muse a tries to get into relationships, however, his mind always seem to wrap the idea that no one is like muse b, so it ends up not working out. that’s when muse a decided to tell muse b their feelings and what whenever they’re ready to be in a relationship muse a will be waiting. 

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THANKS FOR THE TIP

So, there’s this diner in a rather quaint town that lies just outside the city’s limits. Most people haven’t heard of it, it’s a bit of a hole in the wall, but man, their food is delicious, that chef’s hands’ must be under the influence of a culinary god. Muse A works as a server because, well, they need the money and any salary would suffice– there was rent to pay and they’re struggling financially as it is. Cue Muse B, so wealthy that every step they take seemed to follow with the sound of a cash register ringing. They’re a little high, mind you, what else would a young socialite spend their wads of cash on? Muse A can sense that, they’re very much familiar with the symptoms the particular drug Muse B is on – their parent(s) were addicts themselves. As they casually go about their business, taking Muse B’s order while keeping up a polite facade – truth be told, Muse A would’ve refused serving them if they had the choice. However, they went on introducing themselves, making small talk with the other and their efforts would pay off when they return to the table Muse B once occupied to find a stack of hundred dollar bills waiting for them and oh, how nice, Muse B even included a note. “For that shabby apartment you kept complaining about.” And now Muse A is desperate to express their gratitude and can only hope that Muse B will return to the diner so they have the chance to do just that.

NO, I’M NOT A GROUPIE

Muse A meets Muse B at a club and the pick-up line that would drive these two into the bedroom? “I’m in a band.“ Muse B loves band members, simply the idea of them was enough to entice, and it’s not like she expected them to call even though he promised to. Little does she know that Muse A would, only two days later – they invite them to a concert and of course, Muse B graciously accepts the offer. She’s watching the show from backstage and Muse A offers her a wink and she almost despises him for being so attractive. And as the show finishes, he’s just about to walk past her but his hand latches onto hers, guiding her into the vacant dressing room – his bandmates have all gone for a celebratory dinner, to which he insisted that he’ll be there – but he might be running a little late. Thus beginning a string of after-show one night stands – are they even called one night stands anymore at this point? – regardless, their little habit is bound to be revealed. How many times are they going to show up to band meetings together, equally disheveled as if she’d performed on stage alongside them. Muse B will eventually have to question what exactly is going on between them because she doesn’t want to be his secret any longer, and Muse A is dreading the day that she does.

LOVE DON’T COST A THING

Two rich people who just don’t care about being rich!! They just want to spend time with each other and laugh about the big shots they hang out with and have McDonalds “friend dates” and go thrift shopping and donate to charities because they just don’t care about money as long as they have each other. And Muse A is so in love with Muse B, and Muse B is so in love with Muse A – but they’re so oblivious. But it doesn’t even matter because they’re both lost in blissful ignorance and they make each other so happy. And you can see it in their eyes how much they love each other – and the happiness they share is bestowed upon them by the other half. And they’re always flirting during fancy dinner parties, sneaking away while everyone bores themselves with business talk and petty gossip to wander around on the beach wearing a tux and an evening gown. 

WINGMAN, WINGWOMAN

A pair of friends who always go out for drinks, heading out to the clubs together in order to help one another out in the game, in other words, to locate quality one night stands. However, things start to get confusing one Muse A starts getting jealous over the person Muse B is currently macking on. The envy comes without warning and their behaviour starts to become a little odd; upon questioning, Muse A might say they’re not feeling very well, or complain about a co-worker, meanwhile glaring at Muse B’s new beau attached at their hip. And Muse B is starting to grow wary of the constant insults and jabs thrown at their significant other by someone who’s supposed to be their friend. Which leads them to question, what’s up with Muse A? And it leads us to question if Muse A will ever admit their feelings to themselves and to Muse B.

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maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

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bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day 

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pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

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crystal reed + matthew daddario.

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Lucy Boynton Who What Wear UK, February 2019 Photographer: Carissa Gallo Stylist: Doria Santlofer