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Ahhhhh tyty!

Love the idea of the heaven-hell lift being a shared one like do the angels sometimes accidentally press the basement button are there embarrassing silences when both angels and demons wanna get in after a coffee run on the earth level how do they decide who gets to go first and what’s more likely to happen in the lift a murder or a shag

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Entered a fugue state after seeing this and wrote a fic (rated E), ty for fixing my writer's block <3

Love the idea of the heaven-hell lift being a shared one like do the angels sometimes accidentally press the basement button are there embarrassing silences when both angels and demons wanna get in after a coffee run on the earth level how do they decide who gets to go first and what’s more likely to happen in the lift a murder or a shag

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Solemn words to live by

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☄️🪐🌌

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no i will not wait for ink to dry before erasing guides wtf the fuck is wrong with you

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👻

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🕯️🪦🕯️

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Fun fact the Nikko g nib doesn't behave v well on painted surfaces so I had to switch to a brush one word in 🙃

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It's someone's gotcha day! Two years with this sweet babey 😽

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The rather dramatic effects of blocking your knits, or: ya girl played yarn chicken and won 😈

@xymothan this is how the shawl turned out that I was working on at your house! I didn't finish it in time to show off to the fiber fair attendees, sadly.

Pattern is celestarium on ravelry with the stellar wave edging. Yarn is by Robin's promise from their songbird line, color night flight.

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oh also there were some dumpster tomatoes too

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bit late in the year for parking lot tomatoes. maybe that bunch will ripen before the first frost?

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I've peaked nothing can compare to this it's all downhill from here lads

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Lot of p0rn bots lately huh

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Moff

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go2 spoilers

what gets me is that gabriel and beelzebub met up what???? 4 times total?????????? and figured their shit OUT meanwhile the boys had MORE THAN 6000 YEARS as we have now established they BOTH remember each other from heaven and motherfucking AZIRAPHALE, DESPITE DEMONSTRABLY SHOWING THAT HE TRUSTS CROWLEY WITH EVERYTHING EVER IS STILL TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD TO JUST ACCEPT A FUCKING KISS FROM HIS HUSBAND like jesus christ my man-shaped being get it together and stop using goddamn reductive terms like "gOoD" and "EvIL"

like fine ok congrats to all the GabrielxBeez shippers out there, you were right *does the apology dance* but fuck crowley i can't believe you just gave away the alpha centauri honeymoon spot AND ANOTHER THING is that the music in the background of the kiss made me feel physically sick i could not deal with the mixed emotions of finally seeing what the whole fandom has been waiting for for YEARS (decades, depending on your intro to the story) getting undercut by the film equivalent of a big flashing sign saying "SAD SAD SAD" just. Bittersweet doesn't even begin to describe it.

And also. Yes. Ok. The obvious irony of Nina and Maggie sitting Crowley down and telling him you can't just shove real life people together like dolls meanwhile everyone on this hellsite writes fanfic and draws art and makes up AUs and theorizes over how the husbands will inevitably get together is not lost on me. But it's also smacking a bit of that sherlock ep (was it a whole episode or just a short? i can't honestly remember) that everyone hated, the one where everyone's trying to figure out how sherlock is still alive and it's making fun of fandom for even DARING to imagine what might happen next and you know. actually ENGAGE with the media they're consuming. I'm not saying Gaiman was trying for that at all, and it doesn't feel as malicious as it did with Sherlock for sure, feels more like gentle poking fun, but it reminds me of it.

I, for one, will continue to shove these dolls together and make them kiss

also i guess this means we're getting a season 3 (hopefully) about the Second Coming of Jesus H. Christ so that's cool, can't wait to wait another few years for that. better brush up on my yeats about rough beasts and widening gyres and whatnot.