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Magic the Gathering tip: don’t play magic at 3 am or else the scary cards appear

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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I brushed Junie out just to see how fluffy I could get her ruff. I told you all, she's so round.

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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She’s got a set of pipes.

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2007 eBird gem

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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”

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this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

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Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

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Western Hognose Snake (Heterodon nasicus), LEUCISTIC, family Colubridae, found in the central U.S. and south-central Canada

Rear-fanged, mildly venomous.

photograph by JMG Reptile

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So the airbase has a commander whose name is Sergeant. His rank is Lieutenant Colonel and his office is, of course, private.

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Rare mid-galumph shot

(Credits to Adam Slazok/ComedyWildlife)

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I have to confess a certain fondness for old video games where you can watch a YouTube video clearly demonstrating the intended solution for every part of play and still have no idea what the fuck is going on.