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combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

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By popular demand (three people enabled me)

The options are designed to sound as unhinged as possible, so some things may be worded in an odd way. Honestly, it’s not hard to sound unhinged with what Arthur and John get up to!

These are all off the top of my head, so I may have missed out on some wonderful opportunities, alas.

Edit: There is a small error in here, so if you notice it, just pay no mind. I am half asleep. I short-circuited.

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Episode 9 of Over the Garden Wall takes place in the 70s and you CANNOT!!! CHANGE!!! MY!!! MIND!!!

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I want to see that Catholic man covered in blood and sweating in agony.

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

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Ohh this is fun!

Yeah I mean. That color pallet makes up most of my clothes.

@crittercrypt @thousandsoffish @elliothearts-arts

hey let’s do a Thing

https://farbecolore.com/

what color palette is your name?

pretty :)

@edible-emerald @sagegreenfrogs @frostseeker-draws @snugsunresplendence @s1montheweirdo @jepser21 @since-times-long-forgotten

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Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

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Uhhhm.... wrong yellow god

inspired by this post and also my whole... kill thing

Also, little doodle on the side... because I couldn't help myself

I'VE SWAPPED THEM AHHAHAHAHAHA

bye. remember about reblogs/nf

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new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

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Just seen a comment under 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton that said

"Imagine being a serial killer and this was your theme song"

And I could only think of him, The Butcher

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reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

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Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

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Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

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If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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every book reader i know has been raving about stuart turton’s 7 1/2 deaths of evelyn hardcastle to me, a fat person. but none of them thought to tell me “oh by the way there are some horrifically fatphobic chapters in this book just to warn you”

so here i am warning you.

chapter 11 is some of the most heinous drivel i’ve ever read. it’s just talking about how disgusting the main character feels being in a fat body, how the fat body sweats and breathes and eats and compares him to “a pig in a trough.” it’s disgusting the amount of hatred for fat people is conveyed throughout the entirety of the chapter. turton could have just had the mc describe how different it felt to be in someone else’s body, but no. he said how embarrassed and ashamed mc was of the body that isn’t even his own. even how the other characters interacted with the mc. just absolutely disgusting and offensive. i’m angry no one else is upset about it and just acts like the book is the best thing they’ve ever read. how horrific someone can get away with that in this day and age.

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You know when

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1953. Nononon someone get me out of there

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th