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private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

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neurodivergents tag all the special interests/hyperfixations u went through this year

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Anyway couldn't see any other post about this so just wanted to let people know if you didn't watch Minx LoH you crucially missed a moment in the top 4 where Minx asks if they've heard of pegging, and while Esfand and Schlatt insist that neither of them will allow her to do that Eret just quietly

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me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

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This is what happens when you have the entire potato war as background noise.

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wild

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Dream: What are the best ways to take care of your mental health?

Niki: Talk about your feelings.

Eret: Keep active.

Techno: Eat a potato.

Wilbur: Recite a dark spell.

Sapnap: Throw your phone in a lake.

Fundy: Kiss a slug gently.

Schlatt: Scowl.

Quackity: Make fun of someone you don't like.

Tubbo: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.

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someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for

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overblot makes everyone closer anyway and the dorm dynamic goes from power struggle to established equal ground so post-pomefiore will literally just be

epel: i hate gay people so much it’s unreal

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I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

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me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

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hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude

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just this Whole clip. youve all seen it but heres the extended edition