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one day i will manage to keep a pair of headphones in perfect working order for more than 2 years
#i mean the left ear still works and it has been 1½ years#i should really invest in a wireless pair because thats clearly what keeps breaking
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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post purchase clarity hitting like a brick
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to be fair thats just the currency conversion rate
i havent been to a concert before so i have no idea theres other variables that would raise or lower the price
all the presale numbers im seeing are for the us so exactly how sorry im gonna be for my bank account is a 10am suprise lol
my brother is insisting we need to be in the pit as if 1000 usd (number i keep seeing on here) isnt 1400 cad,,, we are going to be inthe NOSEBLEEDS and we are going to be HAPPY ABOUT IT
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my brother is insisting we need to be in the pit as if 1000 usd (number i keep seeing on here) isnt 1400 cad,,, we are going to be inthe NOSEBLEEDS and we are going to be HAPPY ABOUT IT
#like cmon man do you know how mnay months of groceries that would cover#the 300ish its gonna be for mid seats is already stressing me out enough#then again he spend 300 on a gorilla suit so i guess hes just got different priorities#mcr
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everytime i talk to my friends in lnguistics the conversation always ends up unwarrantedly sexual because theyre all strangely attracted to the ʃ symbol. they said it has twink vibes
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Now is a better time then any to share why I love pigeons so much, they live despite everything that says that they can't, they live even though they are seen as pests, they live even if they have no seeds to eat, they live even as the cities they live in get bigger and more dangerous. Pigeons are the living embodiment of "if you can't live for any reason, live out of spite" be like pigeons, live out of spite
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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea
me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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[Failing to beat the internalised ableism] that I, as someone who has the Struggling To Keep Track Of Deadlines disorder, missed a deadline because I thought it was two days later, is evidence that I am simply Bad.
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remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully
#this is the kind of thing my grade 1-3 science teacher would have made us say before lunch#i mean this with love that guy was awesome
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cookin my oatmeal in oat milk so i can have more oat per oat
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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display
the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:
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