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everytime i talk to my friends in lnguistics the conversation always ends up unwarrantedly sexual because theyre all strangely attracted to the ʃ symbol. they said it has twink vibes

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Now is a better time then any to share why I love pigeons so much, they live despite everything that says that they can't, they live even though they are seen as pests, they live even if they have no seeds to eat, they live even as the cities they live in get bigger and more dangerous. Pigeons are the living embodiment of "if you can't live for any reason, live out of spite" be like pigeons, live out of spite

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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My oil painting of an Uncrustable

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yoink >:3

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[Failing to beat the internalised ableism] that I, as someone who has the Struggling To Keep Track Of Deadlines disorder, missed a deadline because I thought it was two days later, is evidence that I am simply Bad.

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remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

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cookin my oatmeal in oat milk so i can have more oat per oat

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me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:

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Nobody talks about this

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my mom is pissed cos my brother accidentally casted the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny to the superbowl watchparty tv

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