ryderthegay
ryderthegay
i am unfathomably sorry for existing
286 posts
hi, have a good day plz and be nice! | I'm Ryder, they/them/he/him idc, :3 I'm just here to have fun, I hope you can too. I may give you a mango.
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ryderthegay 16 hours ago
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Oh my meow, look at what my history teacher gave me.
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He just gave them to me said "there's nobody else I'd think would appreciate these more than you," and I'm flattered.
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ryderthegay 4 days ago
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Oh my meow, it's my birthday!
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ryderthegay 5 days ago
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I miss drawing Hamilton memes...
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ryderthegay 5 days ago
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I am not an artist.
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ryderthegay 6 days ago
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I've run out of people to give mangos, please, come to me. Have a good day and enjoy a mango :3
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ryderthegay 6 days ago
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Mh, lovely...
H-hi.... would you like a mango?
And have a good day... :3
ahhh i would love a mango! thank you sweetie <3
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thank you i hope you have a good day too~
- Maria Reynolds 馃拫
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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I am not an artist.
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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What the meow guys?!??! Be nice!! What is this beef even about???
Hamilton... Alexander.. what do I call you?
Would you like a mango, I swear, of you find I've given mangos to Jefferson and Madison as well, please understand I am neutral, and simply want everyone to enjoy a good day and a delicious mango.
So have a good day, idk how to sign this...
- R. Mango giver?
Good E'en R. Mango Giver,
i appreciate this act of kindness deeply! for the past week, i have only been eating oatmeal jumbles, despite the efforts of my dear friends' attempts to purge our household of them. this is a fresh change of pace in my meals. i will honour this gift by enjoying it after supper
it got a bit squished during it's commute but i do not mind
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my most humble thanks,
- A. Ham 馃
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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Guys, I just bullied myself out of going shopping cuz it's 'too girly' and I'm not even a real guy...
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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Constant tired...
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I've been sleeping in the middle of the day more often. No matter what I do, I'm constantly tired.
There's nothing wrong, I have a lovely partner, school has been easy, it's almost summer.
I don't understand why I'm incapable of just sucking it up, but I need to.
What is wrong with me. What am I doing wrong!
I'm sorry.
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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So completely.... human...
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ryderthegay 7 days ago
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Yippee!
Hermes, hi, you're cool. Would you like a mango?
Oh, and have a good day buddy, oh, and you should tell the other gods I said, 'Have a good day' because you're the messenger God and all that. If you wanna :3
I would love a mango. Of course I can tell the other gods to have a good day!
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ryderthegay 8 days ago
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Yippee! Mangos for all!
James... hello, sir, I'm not nervous at all...
Would you like a mango?
And uh... have a very, very good day... please.
Huh? what is this....
hmmmm let me see..
*bites*
*chews*
*swallows*
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*coughs of delight*
oh wow! that was great! thank you, ryderthegay! I hope you have a fine day as well.
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-James Madison
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ryderthegay 8 days ago
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Hehe, hammy took the mango :3
Hamilton... Alexander.. what do I call you?
Would you like a mango, I swear, of you find I've given mangos to Jefferson and Madison as well, please understand I am neutral, and simply want everyone to enjoy a good day and a delicious mango.
So have a good day, idk how to sign this...
- R. Mango giver?
Good E'en R. Mango Giver,
i appreciate this act of kindness deeply! for the past week, i have only been eating oatmeal jumbles, despite the efforts of my dear friends' attempts to purge our household of them. this is a fresh change of pace in my meals. i will honour this gift by enjoying it after supper
it got a bit squished during it's commute but i do not mind
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my most humble thanks,
- A. Ham 馃
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ryderthegay 9 days ago
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Haha, we've successfully given someone a mango today! I'm still waiting for alex, thomas, and James to answer, tho.... :(
Aaron... would you like a mango, buddy?
Have a good day!!
yeah, i would
Todays been a long day, so thanks for the mango,,
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ryderthegay 9 days ago
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Tomorrow and the day after that, the day after that, and the day after that. And...
I'm sorry.
The world doesn't pause because you can't handle a little stress.
You have people who expect to see you, normal you, who expect to see you drawing your happy little things. Not this.
Ryder, get yourself together and fix it, not for you, for... everyone else.
Because they need that more than you deserve a break.
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ryderthegay 10 days ago
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I'm sorry, what? Are you okay tho?! do you need to talk, I'm here, hi.
im panicking
THERE IS AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE THINKING OF HARMING THEMSELVES AND IM TRYING TO COMFORT THEM ALL WHILE TRYING TO COMFORT MYSELF.
I can't handle this FUCKKING SHITTTTTT
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