was a DND OC blog, now an excuse to ramble about my fungi hyperfixation (yes they’re a circle of spores druid)
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What if we were two beetles in love?🍀
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12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.
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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
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things you can do as a goblin in the modern age:
treat AI like you would shapeshifters. look out for the warning signs. avoid engaging with them as much as possible. if you can't avoid them, don't trust them
thrift and repurpose whatever and whenever you can
educate yourself on what edible, medicinal and otherwise useful plants you can grow in your habitable space (especially if you've been forced to become an urban dweller)
educate yourself on what tiny little critters are actually positive for your living environment (for example: how to identify non-venomous spiders that actually contribute to pest control, so you don't accidentally kill or disturb them)
treat bureaucracy as you would malevolent fae. learn your loopholes. memorize the wording that will get you off the hook. follow the letter and not the spirit of the law. let them tie themselves into knots with their own rules and procedures
your workplace is the ideal place for mischief; hinder the powerful and support the powerless. learn who is affected by your tricks and plan accordingly
treat ads as you would sirens: don't listen to them and get out of there as fast as possible
claim what little power you have. decorate yourself however you want to. adorn your lair until it feels like home. sleep as much as you can. adjust your diet to feel alive. drink water and listen to music and remember to write by hand. find the magic in the ordinary
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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
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Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest
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Inspired by this post
#if anyone ever asks me to explain my vibe in one image this is the image i will be sending them#mushrooms#moss#goblincore#cottagecore
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